Top 5 Captions for this picture

1. That's the oddest looking kernel of corn I've ever seen.
2. The proper way to hug a toilet during your campus visit to Boulder.
3. Turn your head and cough.
4. Colorado promotes new plumbing degree.
5. Buddhist monk violates reincarnated William "The Refrigerator" Perry.

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