Wednesday, October 31, 2007
On a related matter, I do know that Alexander Graham Bell got an assistant coach fired at IU earlier this week. Earlier this week the Hoosiers approached Ahmed Khalil, a police officer in Fallujah, about filling the vacated position. Khalil rejected the offer, however, citing the poor job security provided by Sampson and the Hoosiers.
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
All the buzz is that you're going to get rid of coach Fran. Leading candidate according to the internets and such are Tommy Tuberville of Auburn and Jeff Tedford of California. Let's look at the resumes. I'll type slow so you can follow along.
Tommy Tuberville is such a well respected coach that his present university loves so much they flew Bobby Petrino in to meet with them before they officially fired Tuberville. Coming into this year, he's 71-29 in 8 years at Auburn, so he's averaged 9 wins and 3-4 losses. Throw out his 13-0 year in 2004, and he's a smooth 58-29. He's 19-16 against top 25 teams. He coaches Auburn, and the Tigers are always looking up at big brother Alabama in the state.
Jeff Tedford is 43-20 at Cal in five years. That's an average of 8-4. I know all you Aggies believe the academics at Cal and TAMU are similar, but I have two words for you. Kevin Murray. If those two words aren't enough, here are two more. Jamar Toombs. I don't know if I spelled it right, and am not taking the time to look it up. This ain't the NY times. Not that they'd look it up either. Anyway, where was I? So, Tedford is 8-8 against top 25 teams. Cal is at best the second highest profile team in the state. He'd fit right in.
This is not a plea to keep Coach Fran (as appealing as it may be for me as a Sooner alum) but I'm just asking you kids to consider who you're replacing him with. The two "leading candidates" per the computers and such are masters at the 8-4 record. Gary Gibbs can get you that. And your players will stay out of jail. And he's probably cheaper. My point is you ran RC off for going 8-4, give or take a game. Berry Tramel once wrote in the Oklahoman in 1998 that they fired Gary Gibbs for going 8-4, and they'd name the stadium after the next coach that could get them to that. Maybe that's all your shooting for. Or maybe the 500 record against top 25 teams is appealing when the current coach was 3-14 against ranked foes at the start of the year.
You gotta figger out if you want Aggie blood. Or not. But you've got to hire someone that has positive relationships with the Texas h.s. coaches, and isn't a snake. Fran's midnight ride out of Tuscaloosa, and the way he stiffed those players, soured many a coach on him, IMO. For that reason, or karma if you believe in it, he was doomed from the start.
So, here's my four point plan for building your team back to its normal luster, which means 8-3 or 9-3 and losing a bowl game. It might even turn out better than that if you're fortunate.
1) Hire Major Applewhite as your head coach. Sure, some of your fans have underwear stains older than him, but by all accounts, he's an up and comer. You won't have to pay him $2 million a year to coach, since you'll be paying Fran $2.0 million per year not to coach. You'll be taking the high road and joining forces with a former Longhorn, endearing yourself to the Texas h.s. coaches, and getting a good offensive mind. You also might really make some Longhorns mad, and that's always worth a few laughs as well. Hey, former Sooner great Darrell Royal jumped ship and coached the dreaded Horns for a few years. Since his name's on the stadium and all, I think that turned out okay. He didn't even have to pay money for it.
2) Hire John Blake as your recruiter. For all his warts, that man can bring in some talent. You just want someone else to coach it.
3) Hire Phil Bennett as your defensive coordinator. Phil's a class dude, and has proven to be a good defensive coordinator. He's a former Aggie that got thrown under the bus by RC if memory serves me correctly. For all we know, he could be a head coach too. It's tough to tell from the Hilltop.
4) Make Stephen McGee a slot receiver. Get a QB that's a running threat and run some sort of spread alternating Lane and Goodson as your backs. You might even think about using a tricky formation called "The I" and handing the ball to Goodson and Lane about 35-40 times a game.
The one variable to my plan is that Bennett was on Blake's staff for a year at OU. I don't know what they're relationship is. I know both were unemployed at the end of the year.
You can pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for advise like this, but here at landthieves, I'm giving it to you free.
Monday, October 29, 2007
- Boston College - BC leap frogs Ohio St this week for #1. BC opponents SOS improved considerably this week; that's part playing Va Tech, part their past opponents winning. This week BC hosts the 'Noles, who many pundits keep expecting to break out of their funk sometime this year. These same pundits still expect Kathleen Turner to make another racy murder thriller, because of a scene in Body Heat. That movie was 26 freaking years ago, people! Let' s move on. BC will win again.
- Ohio State - Ohio State continues it's roll against the mediocrity that is the Big 10. Wisconsin is 7-2. They are 1-2 on the road, with a victory against...UNLV. They lost by 31 to Penn St, who proved to be beatable at home by Ohio State.
- Kansas - I haven't seen that much velour on a human being since...I give up. Kansas proves they are for real by winning at A&M. This also means they are better than the previous teams that couldn't win at College Station this year...Montana State; Fresno State; Louisiana-Monroe; Baylor; Oklahoma State.
- Arizona State - with each passing week, it's getting tougher and tougher for Dirk Koetter to stump for a new head coaching job. The Sun Devils rally from a double digit deficit to hand Cal it's third straight loss. ASU finishes the year with at Oregon, at UCLA, hosting USC and hosting intrastate rival Arizona.
- Oregon - the Ducks host the Sun Devils this weekend, so the 4 or 5 team is dropping in the coming week. Oregon finishes with ASU, Arizona, UCLA and intrastate rival Oregon State.
- West Virginia -WVU beat up on Rutgers this weekend. When Pat White stays healthy, they are a tough team.
- LSU - Les Miles travels to Tuscaloosa to battle his predecessor at LSU, Nick Saban. Oddly enough, there is an egomaniac convention in Tuscaloosa that weekend. Coincidence? I think not.
- Oklahoma -Sooners were originally slated to play Boone State this weekend, but TV powers changed the game to Thanksgiving weekend. This provides time for the Cowboys to lose a couple more games and declare the Sooner game a "bowl game".
- Michigan - Michigan has had two road games so far this year. They travel to Michigan State and Wisconsin the next two weeks.
- South Florida - USF loses to UConn this week. But USF is clearly the better team. Why? because that's what my poll says.
- Georgia - Georgia wins a huge rivalry game against the Gators. I expected the Dawgs to fold the tent after the Vol loss, but Saturday's win was a big one, even though Tebow had one hand tied behind his back.
- Connecticut - I don't care what my computer says, I can't take this team seriously. They're just trying to build a football team the women's hoops team would be proud of.
- Northern Iowa - narrow victory against Youngstown State this weekend keeps the top 20 ranking alive for the Panthers.
- Florida - Tim Tebow is best one armed QB in the country.
- Alabama - battles for lead in SEC West is in Tuscaloosa this weekend.
- Virginia Tech
- Virginia - now with losses to national powers Wyoming and NC State
- Wake Forest
- Texas - Longhorns finally overtake UMass.
- South Carolina
Sunday, October 28, 2007
CU Later defeats Dust Pirates - Harrell throws 4 picks for second straight week. CU CB Terrence Wheatley accounts for three of the picks. The bright spot for the Red Raiders continues to be freshman Michael Crabtree, who continues his attack on Big 12 receiving records.
Shamanginos defeat Cash Machine U - my daughter who doesn't read this blog, walks into the room and says, "why do they have ATM on their helmet?". Kansas D was impressive in win against Coach Fran. I've never seen so many Aggies torn between losses indicating coach departure, and rooting for the W for the alma mater. If I weren't a Sooner fan, I'd be rooting for the Aggies to run the table, and for the Sooners to defeat the Cowboys. That would give the Cash Machines their first Big 12 south title in 10 years, and then we could see if they still wanted to fire their coach.
Willie and Friends Lambast Baylor - Baylor plays three QBs again. JD Weed plays, but does not fire up the passing arm. Josh Freeman has a big night against the Bears.
Mizzou beats Baylor North - Cyclones outgain Mizzou and control time of possession 38 minutes to 22. However, Tigers outscore Cyclones 42-28 in the final 60 minutes of the game.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Scott Case (82-83) - 11 interceptions in his career. All Big 8 in 1983.
David Vickers (84-87) - 20th leading DB in tackles in career. Started on 85 national champ team. All Big 8 in 86.
Torrance Marshall (99-00) - Defensive leader in national championship season. Scored game winner on interceptin return against Cash Machine U. Never mind the clip by Rocky Calmus. All conference senior year. Holds single season mark for sacks by a LB.
Lance Mitchell (02-04) - All conference LB in 2004.
Steve Collins (89-92) - 19th in career passing yards
Gerald Williams (95-98) - misfortune of playing WR during Desert Era. Not mentioned in Sooner record book.
Vote in the poll, and put your comments below, if you wish.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
Oh, yeah, and that doesn't help the Sooners chances any of moving up, either. Of course, with the Sooners computer rankings, it wouldn't have been a shock if Va Tech leap-frogged us if they beat BC anyway.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Another primary concern was how to best evaluate a one-boat team vs. a multiple-boat team at any given event. On one side of the coin you have a one-boat team who has the equivalent of a crap shoot -- all or nothing. This team will either perform exceptionally well (Top 10) or crash and burn (Bottom 10), with no help in sight. On the other side of the coin you have multiple- boat teams. A multiple-boat team that has one boat with a poor/average performance (#30) can be lifted up in the ranking by another boat with a strong finish (#1). Conversely, multiple-boat team that has a boat with an exceptional performance (#1) may be pulled down in the rankings by another boat with an average/poor performance (#30)."
For example, Cash Machine U won the national tourney at Lake Lewisville; Virginia Tech won the national tourney in Arkansas (look for ESPN segment on tie in of fishers to last May's student shooting), while Western Kentucky is the highest ranked team.
As a result, LandThieves proposes it's own statistical model for the fishing teams:
Rating = (BAL - SPF + RMPH + DDS); the rating system is explained furtherL
BAL - Blood Alcohol Level of the athletes at the end of the fishing period * 100
SPF - the SPF rating of the sunblock used by the athletes will be deducted from the total points
RMPH - top speed achieved in reverse while backing the trailer into the water
DDS - average number of teeth per angler
It is our opinion that this formula will allow us to have a solid leading indicator of the fishing teams capabilities.
The Baylor marketing department really needs to do something around this day. The possibilities are limitless, if you complete disregard the Baptist affiliation and all.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
- Ohio State - It's really tought to tell what the signature win for the Buckeyes is...Purue? Michgan St?
- Boston College - UMass's 7-1 record inflates BC's opponent's record.
- LSU - Big W against Auburn. :01 away from being loss.
- Kansas - Colorado QB Dan Hawkins says the 'Hawks are the toughest team they've played this year.
- Arizona State - Sun Devils play Jeff Tedford's Cal squad. Cash Machine U is salivating over luring Tedford or Tuberville to College Station. So both teams lost last week.
- South Florida - falls a bit after losing to Rutgers.
- Oregon - Belotti's boys play the Men of Troy Saturday. I hope it's on ABC on Saturday evening. It's been a couple of weeks since I've been able to swear at the Disney folks on Saturday night.
- Oklahoma - Iowa State nearly caught the Sooners looking ahead to the bye week.
- West Virginia - Mountaineers play Rutgers this Saturday.
- Florida - that Tebow kid is pretty good. Rivalry game looms with Georgia this weekend.
- Rutgers - see #9.
- Michigan - Appalachian State now has two losses, also.
- Virginia - they lost to Wyoming to start the season. Puzzling.
- Northern Iowa - best team in Iowa this year. Glad the Sooners weren't playing them.
- Missouri - a solid W against the Dust Pirates this past weekend.
- Auburn - by far the best three loss team in the country.
- South Carolina - Spurrier's team laid an egg against Vandy this week.
- Virginia Tech - hosts Boston College this wknd. The upper crust Eastern school travels to Blacksburg, Virginia. There should be a reality show.
- Connecticutt - don't know anything about them. Don't care.
- Southern Cal - opponent's W/L % is 31.1
- Yale - I gotta improve this poll.
- Georgia - see 21
- Wake Forest - best Baptist football school. But Vandy is gainin' on 'em.
- Kentucky - hardest schedule of any of the top 25
- Georgia Tech - with Tashard Choice's knee injury, this ranking is going down.
Sunday, October 21, 2007
LTP: Coach, does today's announcement have anything to do with ex-coach Callahan referring to you as a "crusty old #!#$!"?
TO: No, Lawrence, it doesn't.
LTP: Coach, did you fire him because he said you were trying to run things from Washington, D.C.?
TO: No, Lawrence, it doesn't.
LTP: Did you fire him based upon yesterday's horrible game against Cash Machine U?
TO: That did have a little bit to do with it. I was sitting, uhm, in the library, reading the newspaper accounts of the prior day's game. I got to thinking that I've crapped out more information about college football and leadership than Bill Callahan has exhibited. So, I got a bedpan, finished my business, and promoted one of my recent bowel movements to Head Coach.
LTP: That's a little sick, don't you think?
TO: Well, it should do until Turner Gill can get down here from Buffalo. The assistant coaches will continue to do most of the work. If they have a question, they can just come over to my office, smell this steaming pile of my dung, and their football thoughts will have clarity they haven't experienced before.
LTP: Dr. Osborne, thank you for your time. No, I don't want to shake hands.
- Iowa State doesn't stink as bad as you thought - Iowa State holds Sooners to season low 17 points. The cyclones had four trips inside the red zone, but only came up with seven points, as a result of a missed FG, turning the ball over on downs, and a DJ Wolfe interception off of a ball tipped by Curtis Lofton.
- Shamu, we're not in Kansas anymore- Jayhawks had played five home games and one at K State. The Buffaloes had threw two interceptions, gave up a a fumble and two failed fourth down conversions. Todd Reesing, Kansas QB, played well on the road.
- Nebraska's new "hot butter" defensive scheme fails against Aggies - Huskers D now nonexistent. If you see it, please notify Tom Osborne. Aggies beat N 36-14.
- Baylor tries Weed, loses to Longhorns - JD Weed goes 7-12 against the Horns. Offensive ineptitude continues for the Bears. A battle for last place in the Big 12 South (seriously, Baylor wins this and Texas is in last place in Big12S after four games) goes the Horns way in the fourth quarter.
- Boone State doesn't choke, defeats Wildcats -Pokes kick a field goal with 2 seconds remaining to defeat KState who were led by Josh Freeman's 400+ yards passing. As a Sooner, I can usually count of the Pokes to choke games away. However, they've twice come back in the fourth quarter to win. The Cowboys ran for 329 yards, with Savage and Robinson going for over 100 yards.
- Missouri defense gets off bus for TT game - Chase Daniels outduels Graham Harrell in Columbia, Mo. Harrell throws four picks, and TT goes 3-7 on fourth down, as the Tigers win 41-10.
Friday, October 19, 2007
So you're wondering how the Iowa State Cyclones match up to the
Sooners on the gridiron?
I think it's safe to say that Bret Meyer hasn't developed as QB. There was a lot of promise early in his career. Sooners continue to score points.
Iowa State has allowed at least 35 points in each conference game this year.
Sooners are 4th in KO return; ISU is 113 in KO coverage.
Jack Trice Stadium. Trice died playing football for the Cyclones in 1922.
Coach Stoops vs Gene Chizik. Switzer used to say, the better my players are, the better I coach. Or something to that effect. Chizik's cupboard bare right now.
Iowa State needs to work on recruiting. George Washington Carver by far leads the list, then it's Mallory Snyder, an SI swimsuit model.
Firing Coach who led you out of mediocrity
Iowa State ran off Dan McCartney. South Florida is doing pretty well with him as an assistant this year.
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
After the Bear-Jayhawk Game
At the end o the bar
He didn't pee far...
said he was putting out flame.
Coach Schnupps' blader was overfull
He peed next to a bar stool
The cops were right there
But he didn't care
Now he's suspended by school
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
Bill Byrne: Coach, we've talked it over, and we've decided we're going to go a different direction with the program.
Fran: You can't do this! I have a contract through 2011. I can still turn this team around. I've poured thousands of hours into this university.
BB: Yes, I know you have a contract. We'll honor that.
Fran: So you're going to pay me to not work?
Fran: Now why didn't I think of that earlier? Where do I sign?
Monday, October 15, 2007
Kansas State dominates Colorado. Colorado turns the ball over four times and goes 1-12 on third down to lose 47-20 to Willie and Friends.
Kansas rolls Baylor, Bears avoid Weed. Kansas pours on the points 58-10 victory. Mike Singletary is brushing up his resume. Baylor uses three quarterbacks, none of them named John David Weed. I demand an investigation. Kansas is 6-0 for the first time since 1995. I think Glen Mason was the coach then, and Minnesota misses him.
Mike Leach’s Dust Pirates defeated the Cash Machine Aggies, 35-7. TT receiver Michael Crabtree has another stellar day, accumulating 180 yards and eight catches. Apparently Javorskie Lane’s guarantee of an Aggie victory had little backing by the rest of the players. If you claim your guarantee, I think you get a subscription to Coach Fran’s newsletter at his next job, the UT-Permian Basin VIP connection.
The Austin City Detention Facility Longhorns team defeated Iowa State (the new Baylor!) 56-3. Colt McCoy ran for a 44 yard score. I'm speechless as to further comment.
Nebraska chancellor Harvey Perlman, October 15
What he said: "We are, of course, disappointed about the progress in our football program. Steve has done many positive things for Husker athletics during his tenure, but I think only new leadership can objectively assess the state of our program and make the decisions necessary to move us forward."
What he meant: "About the only thing Steve did right was polish the statue of Bob Devaney properly. Steve Pederson would not fire Bill Callahan. So we will. After a couple more games."
Nebraska AD Bill Pederson, November 03, 2003
What he said "I refuse to let the program gravitate into mediocrity.We won't surrender the Big 12 to Oklahoma and Texas."
What he meant "We surrender the Big 12 to Kansas. They can surrender it to Texas and Oklahoma if they wish."
- South Florida - travels to Rutgers to play on a short week.
- Ohio State - finishes out the "grueling" Big 10 season with juggernauts Michigan State, Penn State, Wisconsin, Illinois, and Michigan. With the benefit of hindsight into the first six weeks, the most impressive game for this murders row was Illlinois' loss to Missouri.
- LSU - losing to a one loss Kentucky team in triple OT doesn't hurt much. Tiger opponents have a 70% winning percentage.
- Boston College - has the week off before travelling to Va Tech. Then they play four other shizo teams in the ACC: FSU, Maryland, Clemson, and Miami.
- Arizona State - Dirk Koetter, you have a call from Lincoln, Nebraska on line 1.
- Kansas - highly unlikely they hold here. Awful strength of schedule combined with pending games at Colorado and Boone State make this unlikely to stick.
- Oregon - Best win so far has been: Houston, Michigan, Stanford. Discuss.
- South Carolina - Lost to LSU; beat Kentucky.
- Auburn - best two loss team in the country. Absolutely U-G-L-Y win over Arkansas Sat. night.
- Oklahoma - pending dominating performance against Iowa State surely to impress voters. This will hurt the strength of schedule of the Sooners.
- West Virginia
- Michigan - I have to check my computer on this one. Yup, that's what calculates out.
- Virginia Tech
- Southern Cal - the win loss percentage of the Trojans foes is 36.4%. Hawaii and Troy are the only D-1 A teams that have had an easier schedule this year, to date.
- Texas Tech
- Northern Iowa - they are the best team in Iowa this year.
For those of you wondering, UMass did fall out of the top 25. They remain ranked ahead of the Longhorns.
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Loreeta Kessler married Harry Oscar Dickerson when she was 19. My grandfather had health ailments most of his life. He had scarlet fever as a child, which resulted in complete hearing loss in one ear and partial hearing loss in the other. An accident in a machine shop took the sight in one eye. He was a diabetic, resulting in the loss of one leg and his remaining eyesight, in 1966. My grandfather maintained a wonderful spirit and attitude through this; it’s not like he was a freeloader.
Grandma just gutted it out. Loreeta had a servant’s heart, and the work ethic that was prevalent of so many of those raised in the Depression. She worked in an assembly line in Oklahoma City, and was active in her church and was blessed to have a close knit family. She was a twin to Lorraine, and had a brother Claude and sister Vella Emma. Their vacations tended to be trips to see extended family that lived in California, Florida, Arkansas, wherever.
One of my memories of my grandmother is that in the car, she was always talking…about the weather, road signs, anything that was of interest, or even not, that was coming up. It made sense when my blind grandfather was in the car, but after he died in 1979, I didn’t think it made any sense. I was a stupid teenager and didn’t realize she had programmed herself to talk through these things to be my Grandfather’s eyes to the world, and that she couldn’t be reprogrammed.
After my Grandfather died, Grandma remarried a gentleman named John White a couple of years later. John and Loreeta were married two years before John had a massive stroke in a mall in OKC. He never regained consciousness, but my Grandma White faithfully went to his side at the nursing home daily for eight weeks, praying for his healing. That day never came, and he passed away. Grandma resigned herself at that time that she was solo, and poured herself into helping “the little old ladies” at her church, where she taught the ladies’ Sunday school class and sang in the choir. Grandma was 63 at the time. She continued serving others until Alzheimer’s made it unsafe to do, and many times was helping out, taking meals, and driving folks around that were younger than her.
My grandmother loved to garden and grew roses and tomatoes. She prided herself on mowing her own lawn, well past her 70th birthday.
The biggest lifelong lesson I learned from Grandma was forgiveness. She has a son who has not been a model son, more prodigal than model. I won’t belabor the various missteps nor the pain and inconvenience that his actions caused, but I do remember a conversation where someone asked her, “Why do you put up with this?” and her answer, paraphrased, was “Because he’s my son, and he’ll always be my son.” I’ll never forget that statement, as I thought it such a model of what we should do, but in such contradiction to what we execute on a day to day basis.Grandma, thanks for the lesson, and for everything. Please tell Grandpa I said, “Hello.” We’ll see you later, and I look forward to that day.
Thursday, October 11, 2007
So you're wondering how the Mizzou Tigers match up to the
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Both offenses are top notch. Chase Daniel, a Texas h.s. star that inexplicably bypassed OU, leads the Tiger offense. Sooners have played against the 108, 116 and 119 ranked defenses in D-1 A. Mizzou had played marginally tougher D, withi similar results.
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Mizzou has struggled stopping Illinois and Mississippi. Sooners have held every opponent below their average points scored.
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The Sooners are better in kickoffs and kick returns, Tigers have the edge in punt returns and punt coverage. Hartley has been spotty this year, but is better than Mizzou kicker. Slight edge to the LandThieves.
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Faurot Field vs Owen Field at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium. I love simple names. UM must have forgotten to charge former coach Faurot money for the honor.
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Coach Stoops vs Gary Pinkel. Pinkel has been notorious at UM for late season fades. Stoops problem is he loses once or twice a year. Pinkel is 2
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Sheryl "One Tile" Crow leads the pack for the Tigers. Brad Pitt probably seeks solace from his relationship woes to consider his time at Missouri. Other Mizzou alums include Sam Walton (offset by his wife being a Sooner), web journalists Dennis Dodd and one of my favorites, Pat Forde or espn.com. Mort Walker, creator of Beatle Bailey forces the edge to Missouri.
Nation's Largest Blood Drive
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Now that's a good cause.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
by Snoop Dogg, Pac 10 Correspondent
Pasadena (LTP) - Mizzan, those nerds frizzay PaloAlto bizzy mah Trojans fo' real. I ciznan't believe it. Whizzay tha heck is a Cardinal anyway? Hizzle in tha city of Angels, I can understand why yo school's teams is named brotha a prophylizzles device, but Stanford? The teams is named poser a color? And tha mascot's a tizzle? What happens whizzay they play tha Georgia Bulldogs?
Anwyay, back ta tha disasta of a gizzle. My dawg John David Booty - love thizzay name - played like he had his heezee up his booty aight. Dude THR-to-tha-izzew four interceptions! What's up wit thizzay n we out. Now he sez he's gots a broke finga. I thizzink it's coz Brian Cush'ngrabbed his hand n said, "Stizzop throw'n ta tha white jerseys!" Thizne, tha Trojan D let some backup quarterback complete a fourth n 20 pass ta keep tha drive alive, then thriznow anotha fo` a score ta win tha gizzle . Death row 187 4 life. What's up wit tizzle? They only allowed 235 yards all game. No more field trips ta Bitchez Gone Wild blunt-rollin' sessions fo` those guys.
Stanford's just awful. They had lost they previous 3 Pac10 conference games by a minimum of 24 points. Stanford's so bad thizzay Washington State schedules them fo` weed-smokin'.
I'm not giv'n up on mah dawg Pete, though with my forty-fo' mag. He's good coach. I diznon't care what tha guys say at tha Jets n Patriots. The Trojans have lost four games in tha since 2003, n tha largest margin of defeat was four points. That's pretty phenomizzles fo' rizeal. I T-H-to-tha-izzink this was all pizzy of Pete's playa pizzle ta keep Jim Harbaughemployed in tha Pac10. Kinda like wizzle OUtried ta kizzle RC Slocum employed in 2001 if you gots a paper stack. Who would have thought Coach F-R-to-tha-izzan would be a downgrade?
Monday, October 8, 2007
- Ohio State
- South Florida
- Boston College
- Arizona State
- South Carolina
- West Virginia
- Southern Cal
- Virginia Tech
Self-analysis says UMass at 22 is a little wacky. Though if they run the spread offense, there's no doubt they could take the 23rd ranked Michigan Wolverines. I disagree with my Florida at 17 as well. Apparently my poll doesn't yet take into consideration losing to the #1 ranked team on the road in the last minute. Since Florida dropped in the human polls too, let's just acknowledge my poll is flawed, too. I have the Fisheaters 139th, right behind Denver Johnson's Illinois State Redbirds. That feels about right.
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Nebraska Coach Bill Callahan fired equipment manager Jay Terry today after the Huskers allowed 40 points for the third time this season. In reviewing game film throughout the season, he noticed the Bugeater D not playing with it's usual ferociousness and athleticism. An extensive review found that a laundry mishap has turned the Blackshirts into Pinkshirts.
Neither Terry not Callahan were available for further comment. The Huskers have not allowed 40 points in three separate games in a season since prior to WW2.
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Colorado continued their dominance over Big 12 South foes today, beating Baylor 43-23. Baylor actually outgained the Buffaloes, but trailed 30-9 at half. Guy Morris may lower the price on his home after this one.
Texas Tech beat Iowa State 42-17. Michael Crabtree continues his assault on receiving records, catching 10 passes for 154 yards and three score.
Boone State dominated the first half against Cash Machine U going into the locker room leading 17-0. Apparently they mistook the Aggies for the Longhorns, and gave the lead up and then some. Falling behind 24-20, a FG was followed by a three and out defensive stand, and the Pokes looked like they were prepared for another comeback. However a roughing the kicker penalty on the punt kept the drive alive and the Aggies prevailed, 24-23.
Bugeaters are getting their heads handed to them by the Mizzou Tigers. Perhaps the curse of Warren Powers has been lifted. If it hasn't, Mizzou will blow a 27 point lead in the last 20 minutes of playing time. I believe the Nebraska chapter of the Bill Callahan fan club may have lost a few members tonight.
Everyone who had the Jayhawks and Buffaloes tied in the North and Aggies leading the South, and Texas tied with Baylor for last place in the South, raise your hand.
Offensively, DeMarco Murray was spectacular. The 65 yard run in the third quarter demonstrated his athleticisim and speed. Murray finished with 129 yards. Malcolm Kelly catches ANYTHING thrown his way. Sam Bradford had two incompletions in the second half, and one of them was a drop by Quentin Chaney. Kelly had 105 yards receiving and a score, and Iglesias had 99 yards himself. Keith Jackson Jr only had two catches, but much like the original Keith Jackson, made the most of those catches, accumulating 8 yards and 2 scores.
In a moment of humanity, I have to tip my hat to Colt McCoy. He's gutsy, smart and throws it well. Today he was 19-26 for 324 yards.
Feels good to get a W again. I think we should keep this Stoops fella. And the minute Arizona cans Mike Stoops, I'd give HeadVisor a paycut and bring his brother back as Co-D Coordinator.
230 pm - LandThieves vs Horns - Horns are banged up and locked up. Not many folks saw this coming, but the Horns just haven't put together much good football this year. The Sooners consolidated their bad football into two quarters Saturday, and came home with a loss. Prediction: Sooners
630 pm - Boone State plays Cash Machine U. The victor gets the opportunity to get spanked by the Sooners in Norman later in the year with the Big 12 South championship on the line. Prediction: home field advantage tips game in Cash Machine U's favor.
700 pm - after the first quarter of Boone State vs Cash Machine U, change the channel to the Florida at LSU game. This one should be a slugfest. Great speed on both defenses. LSU generally plays to a huge home field advantage. You can check on the Big 12 South game during TV timeouts. Prediction: My distaste for Les Miles and desire to have LSU lose is overriden by common sense. I think LSU wins this one.
815 pm - Bugeaters at Mizzou - This is not a game to watch, only to monitor during TV timeouts after the Boone State vs Cash Machine game ends and you'r still watching UF vs LSU. Prediction: time for the Gary Pinkel late season fade to begin. Bugeaters win.
Friday, October 5, 2007
I was able to find some loose change in the sofa and subscribe to Cash Machine U Bass Fishing Coach Joe Bob Slocum's VIP Connection newsletter. Now that the whole "VIP Connection" series has been outed I felt I could break the confidentiality of this part of the last one of the series, as the Aggies travelled to Lake Lewisville for the National Championships.
- They have this Garden Ridge Pottery Store up here. That place is awesome! I love me some pink flamingos.
- I'm not going to tell anyone else, but one of the boys is having trouble with his wrist. He says it's from "excessive casting". I hope he's right.
- The Bonfire/Fish Fry for the boys was completely ruined by the PETA people last night. I guess they've moved on from that whole Michael Vick thing.
- Lake Lewisville is a big lake. I put an "X" on the side of the boat so we could remember where we were fishing today.
- The 8 track tape player on the boat ate my .38 special "Wild Eyed Southern Boys" 8 track. If anyone has an extra copy, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
- The boys got really hammered at Sneaky Pete's earlier tonight. I hope they're not too drunk too fish tomorrow. Mickey Mantle used to play baseball after tying one on the night before. Surely these boys can sit in a freaking boat with a pole in their hands for a few hours with a hangover.
- We don't have any traditions at the TAMU fishing program. We had the "Small Mouth Bass" tradition for awhile, but found out later that was illegal in most states.
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
So you're wondering how the Texas Longhorns match up to the Sooners?
Colt McCoy appears to be suffering through a sophomore slump. One poor offensive showing will not derail the Sooner Schooner.
The Longhorn defense has not been impenetrable against the forces represented by the Austin PD. They've also struggled against KSU, Arkanas St and Central Florida.
OU is better in the return game. Hartley has yanked a couple of kicks, though. He needs to work on that before I go all 'Mike Gundy' on him.
Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium vs Owen Field at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium. Can't we simplify these things, people.
Coach Stoops vs Mack Brown. Mack Brown w/o VY does not do well against the Sooners.
Can't the Longhorns find some alumnus other than Matthew McConaughey to roll out there? Is Rip Torn still alive? Peri Gilpin (Roz from Fraser), Renee Zellweger would also be a step up. If Tom Hicks hadn't wrecked the Rangers, I might give them the nod.
Sooners have no match for this.Hopefully it shouldn't matter on Saturday.
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
I went to every OU-TX game but one from 1984 - 2000. Following are some of my memories:
- 2000 - OU comes into the game the underdog and EXPLODES against the Horns. That's the last time I've been to an OU-TX game, I don't think it can be topped. Most amusing memory of that game, Sooners are ahead 63-7 in the fourth quarter, or somesuch like that. A penalty is called against the Sooners, and an elderly gentleman in front of me yells, "C'mon, you're giving 'em the game!"
- 1996 - greatest W of the Desert Era. That's like saying, "Best looking bearded lady at the circus". An 0-4 Sooners team beats Texas. Gave us a false sense of hope as Sooner fans. Considering how I expected us to get drilled, I remember the relief of that W.
- 1984 - Great game my freshman year of college. I made the trip down as a day trip. Got a speeding ticket on the way down. I had a great view from the end zone of a blown call on a fumble. The Stanberry non-interception was on the complete opposite side of the stadium. I didn't know until the following day what had gone on with that.
- 1997 - phenomenal game where Demond Parker had a phenomenal game. He rushed for 291 yards. The Sooners had no passing game during the Desert Era, so the two-minute drill was to hand the ball off-tackle to Parker and pray. He scored twice in the final eight minutes, but the Sooners lost 27-24.
- 1997 - a grandmother behind my friends and I gets frustrated and screams, "John Blake, I'm going to come down there and kick your ***!"
Well, that's it for tonight. I'm sure you'll get more indepth analysis later on in the week.
Monday, October 1, 2007
Let's harken back to other items in the news in 1997, which pretty much affirm the Desert Era.
- Princess Di died. Mother Teresa. For some inexplicable reason, the world seemed more distraught about Princess Di than Mother Teresa.
- Top songs of 1997 were: 1) Candle in the Wind; 2) Foolish Games; 3) I'll be missing you; 4) Unbreak my heart; 5) Can't noboby hold me down.
- Top flicks of 2007: 1) Titanic; 2) Men in Black; 3) The Lost World; 4) Liar, Liar; 5) Air Force One
- Top Book: The Partner, by John Grisham
Pretty much woudn't miss any of that stuff, other than Men In Black. And, I wouldn't mind Johnny Mack being coach of the Horns again.