5 Things $400,000 will buy you...

1. National recognition for being beaten by the Appalachian State Mountaineers.
2. 137,457 gallons of gas in Norman, Oklahoma.
3. Every seat for the Appalachian State-UT-Chattanooga contest at Kidd Brewer Stadium (seating capacity 16,650, adult ticket $20). You will have $67,000 over for concessions and souvenirs.
4. Up to 800 fines for driving under the influence in Texas. That's every Longhorn scholarship football player for over 9 years!
5. 400 TomTom Personal Navigators, so Lauren Caitlin Upton and 399 other US Americans can find their way around the U.S. America.