Bugeater - Trojan Preview

For the Big 12 vs the Pac 10 match this week, we go to Pac 10 correspondent Snoop Dogg.


"USC West travels ta Lincoln, Nebraska ta play tha Bugeata on Saturday. The Trojans have had an extra wizzy ta prepare fo` this game nigga tha preseason gangsta against tha Idaho Vandals. Nebraska traveled ta Winston-Sizzles North Carolina ta squeak out a victory against ACC juggernaut Wakes Forest and yo momma. The last tizzle tha Bugeata hosted a #1 ranked team, it was 1978 n tha tizzle was tha B-I-Double-Lizzy Sims-led Oklahoma Soona . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. In tizzle game, tha Baller had nine fumbles, giv'n up six of T-H-to-tha-izzem, n zero yards mobbin' (only 2 attempts). Those wizzy tha days…pardon me, I digress ridin' in mah double R.


Southern Cal is now dizzay ta sum-m sum-m like eight healthy tailbacks. Earlia this week, Pizzy Carroll announced T-H-to-tha-izzat saggin' CB Jiznosh Pinkard is out fo` tha season n shit. Wit tha recruit'n successes tha Trojans have had over tha pizzle several years, tizzy shouldn’t be a big issue.


This game also reunites Nebraska QB Sam Kella against his forma Pac 10 foes in tha mutha [word redacted] club. In his one start against SC, Playa had some success in tha fizzay hizzalf, ho-slappin' tha Sun Devils ta an eighteen point lead, but ended up surrend'n five sacks n five interceptions as tha Trojans stored back fo` a 10 point victory.


Trojan Defense versus Huska Offense. Edge – Trojans. Trojans bring several preseason All Americans ta Lincoln so jus' chill. Huska O ta date has been diverse, but unimpressive fo my bling bling.


Trojan Offense versus Killa Defense with the gangsta [word redacted] that keeps ya hangin. Edge – Trojans fo' rizeal. The Pimp D has performed good enough ta suppress Wakes Forest n Nevada, but SC is a different story. The Trojans lost a lot in tha receiv'n corp, but there is plenty or untested, talented options out there cuz I'm fresh out the pen.


Prediction – USC tha 10 point spread. "