Carnac Reviews the Texas game

The answer is...
1) Ryan Reynolds ACL
2) Red River Rivalry attendance record
3) my colon

the envelope please...

Name three things that were blown out at the State Fair of Texas on Saturday.

Carnac Previews the OU-Texas game

DeMarco Murray's vapor trail, a parole officer and the bearded lady


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Name three things the Texas Longhorns will see on Saturday.

Boomer!

Carnac analyzes the weekends games

Verizon FIOS DVR, Bo Pelini's game plan and Seventh Day Adventists.

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name three things that didn't work on Saturday.

As a result of the first item not working on Saturday, our thoughts on the Baylor game are limited. The Bears did hold the Sooners to their second lowest point total of the season, and Reverend Rob did run for over 100 yards. But the Sooners had jumped out to a 28-0 lead by the end of the first quarter.

Now, I must pull together my tax information.

Carnac Previews the Frog-Sooners matchup

• Yes, dear, you can watch football all day, I don't mind.
• I just got an email from John McCain.
• I sure hope the Sooners don't get caught looking ahead to the Baylor game.

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Name three things you've never heard before.

Carnac Reviews the U-Dub game

The answer is:

Oklahoma Sooners, a veterinarian and Ty Willngham

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Name three things that have neutered Huskies.

Carnac reviews the Bearcat blowout

The answers are:

a) Ryan Broyles
b) Norman police department
c) a glass bottle

The question is:
Name three things that are faster than or inflict damage on the Cincinnati Bearcats.

Carnac the Magnificent

The answers are:

a) TCU Football Coverage

b) John McCain endorsement

c) Letters to the editor complaining about Kevin Blackistone's departure

The question was:

Name three things you won't read in the Dallas Morning News.

Heyyyooooo! Be sure and tip your wait staff. I'll be here all week.