Sunday, September 23, 2007

New Longhorn Helmet Winner

by Edwin Simmons, Austin Correspondent
Austin (LTP) By a margin of 10-3, the Handcuffs helmet has won the voting for next UT helmet. Athletic Director DeLoss Dodds said, "We at the University of Texas are excited about the new helmet design. We want the student-athletes to be reminded that they need to stay off the streets, but also celebrate the fact that those wayward kids can sure play some football."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

C'mon, Land Thieves ... You can do better than that. That was a lame fake quote by DeLoss. Do something spiffy, like the DiscoTech guys did (Mack courting criminals pic).

But seriously, y'all ought to have some mercy, given OU's history of stealing land, Texas football players, and money from poor, unsuspecting car purchasers. How is Bomar the Bearkat, any way?

Getting razzed by OU about criminal conduct, is like, well, getting kidded by the Ags about inbreeding.

Let's face it: We are just trying to keep up with our classy neighbors to the north.

Hey, has Switzer weighed in on the Belichek spying scandal yet?

HeadThief said...

I have not talked to Coach Switzer about Belichick stealing signals. I'm somewhat certain Switer didn't know teams used signals.