Something we haven't done...

by HeadThief, Senior Editor-in-Charge
This reporter was amused to read Andrew Cuomo's announcement yesterday of subpoena's to several D-1 schools athletic departments and potential improper promotion of a student lending provider. This is in addition to Mr. Cuomo's previous work around student lending improprieties at USC, UT-Austin and Columbia U. I was unable to confirm if the USC Director of Financial Aid was involved in rent payments for Reggie Bush, but apparently she bought a nice baby gift for Matt Leinart and his ex-girlfriend saying, that "Surfer boy probably won't be around as a daddy anyway." I think the gent at UT-Austin has used his ill gotten gain to post bail for drunk Longhorn footballers, but that could be just a rumor.

The biggest shocker of all of this, of course, is that the the beloved Oklahoma University Athletic Department was not named in this sub poena. When asked to comment about the suit, Joe Castiglione said, "I know nothing about this operation. Is it too late to get in? Sounds like there's money to be made. You know we wouldn't pocket the money ourselves, we would use it to keep the price of football tickets down. No, really, I mean that."