Friday, August 24, 2007

An Update on TestiGate

Well, we have more information on TestiGate. Apparently, the defendant Allen "Mike" Beckett, has a different version of the story. When I first read this story, I was expecting to see a picture of the defendant somewhere, ya know, sporting a mullet, or perhaps a nice skull tattoo on his cheek. At a minimum, I was expect a comb or pick sticking out of a back pocket. Apparently our defendant looks a bit less menacing than I would have imagined. The beauty of this all is that Mr. Beckett is not a Sooner alum, but a 1982 graduate of Sterling College, a feared member of the Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference. The victim of this painful incident, Brian Thomas, is lucky he wasn't wearing a Kansas Wesleyan shirt, or heaven forbid sporting a shirt toting the virtues of the University of St. Mary Spires. Mike would've really jacked him up then.

2 comments:

jaydou said...

what about the gorillas of pittsburg state???

HeadThief said...

The Gorillas of Pittsburg State are not a Kansas Collegiate Athletic Conference rival. I'm a journalist, I do my research!