Switzer to Host Price is Right

Barry Switzer continued his path toward global domination today when representatives from both parties announced that Drew Carey has stepped down from the Price is Right and that former Oklahoma Sooner and Dallas Cowboys football coach Barry Switzer would the one to replace TV legend Bob Barker. Carey was forced to resign when a Michael Vick jersey was found in his attic. Details of the agreement between Switzer and the Price is Right were not immediately available. In a prepared statement, Switzer said, "Have you seen the Price is Right girls? I can't wait to get started."