Charlie Weis Receives Message from God

Yesterday, ND Football Coach Charlie Weis asked God to "strike me dead" if he mentioned the word "rebuilding". In a LandThief exclusive, we found an unnamed source who claims God has answered back and has indicated the Creator (and we're not talking Andre Wiley here) will strike Charlie dead if he mentions any of the following phrases:

• "Yes, I would like to Biggie size my combo meal"
• "No thanks, I don't care for a salad."
• "Mark Mangino looks fat in that outfit."
• "Brady, forget football, I think you should be a singer."
• "Do these pants make me look skinny?"

Provide other lethal comments for Charlie below, if you wish.