Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Voter Fraud Allegations Investigated

While browsing the incredibly partison site yesterday, I came across this gem. By the way, is still available.

Seems the Longhorns were all registering to vote. The article had a nice photo of Colt McCoy registering (he and the kicker are the likely McCain voters on the squad), which I've stolen and posted here.

However, with the troubles the Horns had last summer with the law, I wondered if they had anyone eligible to vote. With just a couple of minutes of google-facilitated research, I found that felons are prohibited from voting, unless they've completed the punishment phase, then they are welcome to vote again. Fortunately for the Horns, the DUI and marijuana charges are misdemeanors, so all systems are go.

We did do an informal poll of the Horns registering to vote, and found they are most likely to vote for the following things:

  • Legalized marijuana
  • Kinky Friedman
  • Increasing blood alcohol limits
  • Legalized dog fighting

Mack's gotta get this thing under control.

1 comment:

Christov said...

Kindky's got some good qualities such as he's breathing. Might be better than what we've got now...never know. And I'm into increasing my personal B.A.C. whenever possible, but not sure 'ol Mack can keep his boys from that one. HAHAHA