Tuesday, October 16, 2007

You'll Pay me not to work?

With all the scrutiny around Morris, Franchione and Callahan (sounds like an unholy trinity of a law firm, if you ask me) and their allegedly pending departures, I just wonder how that call goes...

Bill Byrne: Coach, we've talked it over, and we've decided we're going to go a different direction with the program.
Fran: You can't do this! I have a contract through 2011. I can still turn this team around. I've poured thousands of hours into this university.
BB: Yes, I know you have a contract. We'll honor that.
Fran: So you're going to pay me to not work?
BB: Yes.
Fran: Now why didn't I think of that earlier? Where do I sign?

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