So you're wondering how the Texas Longhorns match up to the Sooners?
| Offense | Colt McCoy appears to be suffering through a sophomore slump. One poor offensive showing will not derail the Sooner Schooner. | |
| Defense | The Longhorn defense has not been impenetrable against the forces represented by the Austin PD. They've also struggled against KSU, Arkanas St and Central Florida. | |
| Special Teams | OU is better in the return game. Hartley has yanked a couple of kicks, though. He needs to work on that before I go all 'Mike Gundy' on him. | |
| Stadium Name | Tie | Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium vs Owen Field at Gaylord Family Memorial Stadium. Can't we simplify these things, people. |
| Coaching | Coach Stoops vs Mack Brown. Mack Brown w/o VY does not do well against the Sooners. | |
| Cool Alumni | Can't the Longhorns find some alumnus other than Matthew McConaughey to roll out there? Is Rip Torn still alive? Peri Gilpin (Roz from Fraser), Renee Zellweger would also be a step up. If Tom Hicks hadn't wrecked the Rangers, I might give them the nod. | |
Pinup Alumni | Sooners have no match for this.Hopefully it shouldn't matter on Saturday. |
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