Monday, October 15, 2007

Around the Big 12 - A Day Late

Boone State beats Bugeaters 45-14. The Pokes were up 38-0 on Nebraska, in Lincoln, at halftime. It was the first time Boone State won in Lincoln since 1960. This is the fourth time the Bugeaters allowed 40 points this season. First time that’s ever happened in over a 100 years of Husker football. I got to think there’s a Husker fan up in Lincoln is drafting up a forged VIP connection from Coach Callahan as I type this.
Kansas State dominates Colorado. Colorado turns the ball over four times and goes 1-12 on third down to lose 47-20 to Willie and Friends.
Kansas rolls Baylor, Bears avoid Weed. Kansas pours on the points 58-10 victory. Mike Singletary is brushing up his resume. Baylor uses three quarterbacks, none of them named John David Weed. I demand an investigation. Kansas is 6-0 for the first time since 1995. I think Glen Mason was the coach then, and Minnesota misses him.
Mike Leach’s Dust Pirates defeated the Cash Machine Aggies, 35-7. TT receiver Michael Crabtree has another stellar day, accumulating 180 yards and eight catches. Apparently Javorskie Lane’s guarantee of an Aggie victory had little backing by the rest of the players. If you claim your guarantee, I think you get a subscription to Coach Fran’s newsletter at his next job, the UT-Permian Basin VIP connection.
The Austin City Detention Facility Longhorns team defeated Iowa State (the new Baylor!) 56-3. Colt McCoy ran for a 44 yard score. I'm speechless as to further comment.

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