Sunday, October 7, 2007

BugEaters Fire Equipment Manager





Laundry Mistake leads to Huskers playing like Pinkshirts, not Blackshirts.

by Joe Huff, Senior Editor in Charge


Nebraska Coach Bill Callahan fired equipment manager Jay Terry today after the Huskers allowed 40 points for the third time this season. In reviewing game film throughout the season, he noticed the Bugeater D not playing with it's usual ferociousness and athleticism. An extensive review found that a laundry mishap has turned the Blackshirts into Pinkshirts.
Neither Terry not Callahan were available for further comment. The Huskers have not allowed 40 points in three separate games in a season since prior to WW2.



In an effort to raise cash to pay for Mr. Terry's severance, the school has started selling these nifty pictures to commemorate the 2007 season.

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