Bonus USC Coverage

It took our Pac 10 correspondent quite a while to recover from Saturday, but here's Snoops report from Pasadena.

by Snoop Dogg, Pac 10 Correspondent
Pasadena (LTP) - Mizzan, those nerds frizzay PaloAlto bizzy mah Trojans fo' real. I ciznan't believe it. Whizzay tha heck is a Cardinal anyway? Hizzle in tha city of Angels, I can understand why yo school's teams is named brotha a prophylizzles device, but Stanford? The teams is named poser a color? And tha mascot's a tizzle? What happens whizzay they play tha Georgia Bulldogs?

Anwyay, back ta tha disasta of a gizzle. My dawg John David Booty - love thizzay name - played like he had his heezee up his booty aight. Dude THR-to-tha-izzew four interceptions! What's up wit thizzay n we out. Now he sez he's gots a broke finga. I thizzink it's coz Brian Cush'ngrabbed his hand n said, "Stizzop throw'n ta tha white jerseys!" Thizne, tha Trojan D let some backup quarterback complete a fourth n 20 pass ta keep tha drive alive, then thriznow anotha fo` a score ta win tha gizzle . Death row 187 4 life. What's up wit tizzle? They only allowed 235 yards all game. No more field trips ta Bitchez Gone Wild blunt-rollin' sessions fo` those guys.

Stanford's just awful. They had lost they previous 3 Pac10 conference games by a minimum of 24 points. Stanford's so bad thizzay Washington State schedules them fo` weed-smokin'.

I'm not giv'n up on mah dawg Pete, though with my forty-fo' mag. He's good coach. I diznon't care what tha guys say at tha Jets n Patriots. The Trojans have lost four games in tha since 2003, n tha largest margin of defeat was four points. That's pretty phenomizzles fo' rizeal. I T-H-to-tha-izzink this was all pizzy of Pete's playa pizzle ta keep Jim Harbaughemployed in tha Pac10. Kinda like wizzle OUtried ta kizzle RC Slocum employed in 2001 if you gots a paper stack. Who would have thought Coach F-R-to-tha-izzan would be a downgrade?

Be Cool.