Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Boone State announces performance shoe line



by Cowboys Insider Dexter Manley
Stillwater, OK (LTP) - LandThieves has learned that Boone State has joined forces with Starbury shoes to release the first ever collegiate licensed football shoe for the masses. OSU President, Athletic Director and #1 Fan T. Boone Pickens lauded the move, saying, "This is the next step in collegiate athletics. So many programs suck up to Nike, but we wanted to make a statement with affordable shoes that our own athletes use on the field. This first shoe commemorates the heroic defensive effort we gave throughout the 2007 season."

Operators are standing by.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

genius

Anonymous said...

Do they come in glow-in-the-dark orange?

HeadThief said...

the LandThieves budget does not support the proper software to get the glow-in-the-dark orange version of these done. I may have to ask for Mrs. HeadThief for some software for Christmas.