Baylor OU Pregame Analysis

So you're wondering how "the B" matches up to the

"the O" on the gridiron?

Offense		Baylor is 110th in scoring offense. Air Bear hasn't gone as planned. This means that they are better than Notre Dame. In the words of Clark Griswold, "That's nothing to be proud of, Rusty."
Defense		Baylor is 102nd in Scoring defense.They do a bad job of defending the run and the pass. Sooners rank 8th in Scoring defense.
Special Teams		Baylor has not recovered after Daniel Sepelvuda completed this doctoral thesis and went to the NFL.
Stadium Name		Floyd Casey Stadium. Floyd's son did that in 1988. They could've named in Baylor Field at Floyd Casey Family Stadium, but thought it sounded stupid.
Coaching		As long as Baylor doesn't hire Singletary, we'll have the edge here.
Cool Alumni		Vinnie "The Microwave" Johnson,Crystal Bernard (Wings, one of my fav old shows), Jerry Moore (Head FB Coach at App State), Olympic Gold Medalists Michael Johnson and Jeremy Warner, Matt Moseley (espn.com Hashmarks) and too many good friends to mention.
Schools my daughters want to attend	Tie	One wants to go to the B, the other wants to be a Sooner. Either way, it's costing me money.