Last Tuesday at the Big 12 Media Days, Cash Machine University coach Dennis Franchione talked to the media. During his discussion, he commented that his team is capable of winning all of its games this year. Here at LandThieves, we have an exclusive Top 10 list of Things Dennis Franchione Believes (there’s really 11, just like the Big 10 conference) .
11. Apollo landings on the moon were faked by NASA.
10. Al Gore invented the internet.
9. UFOs landed at Roswell, New Mexico.
8. JFK was killed by the CIA.
7. Oklahoma ran up the score in its 77-0 win in 2003.
6. Billy Gillespie really will stay in touch.
5. Elvis Presley is still alive.
4. O.J. Simpson is innocent.
3. Barry Bonds has not used performance enhancing drugs.
2. Michael Vick is more of a cat person.
1. “My play calling is better when I’m wearing women’s underwear.”
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