Boren, Stoops protest NCAA sanctions
By HeadThief, LandThief Press Editor-in-Charge
Norman, OK (LTP) – In an odd development after the NCAA findings were announced Thursday, Oklahoma University President David Boren and Football Coach Bob Stoops simultaneously shouted “No Fair!” slammed their office doors and started listening to loud music. They have not responded to repeated requests to come to dinner or talk out their feelings.
Sources close to the athletic department have hinted that both gentlemen are listening to Twisted Sister’s “We’re not gonna take it” on an endless loop. “They will get eventually get hungry and come out,” said Joe Castiglione, Director of Athletics.
Kenny Mossman, Associate Athletics Director for Communications and author of the Mossman Prophecies, was unavailable to provide a more precise estimate for future public appearances of the duo.
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I thought that any year that the Sooners didn't win the national championship was erased from the record books. Why are they mad about a 8-win season?
Good question. It's all in perspective. Win 8 games after the Blake era, and they pay you millions. After you win 12 games, 8 is grounds for dismissal to many.
Brad McCrae here. I am sorry for any misfortune I caused the two gentlemen on the hunger strike. I'd get them some food but I can't ship anything from the barren but beautiful coast of Iceland. I'll see you soon at I-35.........Norman!
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