by Edwin Simmons, Austin Bureau Chief
Austin, TX (LTP) - late this evening, Texas University FB Coach Mack Brown offered a scholarship to Kevin Hart, a Nevada high school student who apparently concocted a press conference and story about getting an athletic scholarship to Cal-Berkeley.
In a prepared statement, Mack said, "We talked it over with Honorary Athletic Director Joe Jamail. We decided if the kid could pull of a ruse like that, he would be an excellent resource for our football team. Clearly, he's either going to choose pre-law or political science as a major. He says he's a 4.0 student and scored a 2000 on his SAT. hat will balance out the Phys Ed majors and make us look smarter."
Mr. Hart was unavailable for comment.
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