Monday, March 9, 2009

Longhorns to Abandon Football Program

UT Prez William "Austin" Powers said last week that the state's top 10% rule, if not changed, might lead to the universitry having to disband football. Apparently most of the Longhorn FB players were not in the top 10% of their high school academically.

Mack has been quick to respond, partnering with nearby cooking schools and work release programs to develop an alternate curricula for the Horns.

1 comment:

poopsandwich said...

Let me be the first to express my condolences about being ousted from the Big 12 tournament.

I fully expected you guys to pimp-slap Kansas, then head straight to a Regional #1 seed.