Wednesday, July 27, 2011

The Longhorn Network Song

Sung to the Eyes of Texas...

The Longhorn Network is on cable,
All the -------- day.
The Longhorn Network is broadcasting,
Your recruits won't stay.
Do not think you can stop them,
At night, or early in the morn'.
Their eyes are on the Longhorn Network
Unless they're watching porn!


Anonymous said...

The Longhorn network: Because we don't play well with others. We're Texas (and we wonder why the reputation of the State of Texas is so bad in other parts of the US and other countries.)

jaydou said...

And we're back...

Christov said...

Are we, jaydou?