Ya know how companies make t-shirts for each participant, and they ship the incorrect ones to some remote economically devastated location. I think they should send the Michigan State, 2009 National Champions" shirts to Detroit. It'll save on shipping, the economic depravity is there, and the crime rate is close enough.
This article makes me think of a funny quote about Detroit when they were contemplating Native American casinos in Detroit, "In most places, building a casino in an area brings in crime and prostitution, but in Detroit, the infrastructure is already there." Detroit was rolling out the red carpet for this game.
Some genius by the Onion