Clemens Watch

Earlier this week, I read a comment on Deadspin that Roger Clemens attorney, Rusty Hardin, was also the attorney for Arthur Andersen, LLP in their suits related to Enron. That worked out well. Through some extensive research on the web, I found the following other high profile engagements:

• Calvin Murphy, Calvin was accused of three counts of aggravated sexual assault of a child and three counts of indecency with a child - by his children. Rusty's quite proud of gaining an acquittal for Mr. Murphy. Calvin either raised five children who are liars that wish to extort money from their father by destroying his reputation, or he's a child molester who molested his own children.
• General Counsel, Bad Idea Jeans Co.
• Special Assistant to the Fuhrer, Germany, 1937
• Editor, New York Times, 2003
• Design Engineer, Hindenberg, 1935
• Financial Advisor, Martha Stewart
• Football Coach Search Committee, Norman, Ok, 1996

So, in a nutshell, if you're calling Rusty Hardin to defend you, you're probably already screwed.