Kelvin Sampson Dies watching National Championship BB game

Kelvin Sampson died of erotic asphyxiation while watching the national championship game this evening. A spokesman for the family, who asked to remain anonymous, indicated Sampson became aroused while watching Butler score 22 points in a half and have a three point lead. After becoming aroused, Sampson apparently called a high school basketball player several times, hyperventilated, passed out and never regained consciousness.



Sources close to the family indicate Dick Vitale will officiate a private memorial service and Bob Knight will fire a hunting rifle into Sampson's chest to make sure he's dead.