The NCAA announced infractions against the USC Trojans today. LandThieves Pac 10 insider Todd Marinovich sat down with Haywood Jablome to discuss the infractions:
LTP: What sort of penalties will the Trojans receive?
NCAA: We’ve conducted a very thorough investigation, and we’ve decided the Trojans have suffered enough. Since Reggie Bush left, and housing was no longer provided to the Bush family or other Trojan athletes after the Yahoo! story, home values in Los Angeles County have fallen 40%. We think We think the Southern California fans have suffered enough.
LTP: You’ve got to be kidding me? You’re not going to punish the Trojans at all?
NCAA: We considered several penalties for the Trojans. However, our investigation did not indicate that anyone within the program was involved. Since several programs recently have cried foul for penalizing the program for fans or past coaches actions, we decided to take this new approach. Since Reggie was no longer with the program, and the agents aren’t associated with the program, there’s no penalty.
LTP: The Trojans don’t have to vacate any wins? Or Championships?
NCAA: Actually Reggie Bush has to vacate several Facebook friends. We felt like his Facebook profile was enhanced by his profile as a Trojan athlete, when in fact he was a professional. We’ve provided a list of 200 USC coeds that he must remove from his Facebook friends list.
LTP: Will the Trojans have any scholarship reductions?
NCAA:: We have made it very clear to the USC athletic department that any further scandals in the USC program could result in severe penalties to the Fresno State program.
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Tuesday, July 7, 2009
Thursday, September 25, 2008
You Can't Lick these Beavers
And you thought SC couldn't beat OSU. You were just thinking the wrong one.
Jacquizz Rodgers is a stud from the Houston, TX area. The most impressive effort, though was from the D. USC has a lot of studs, and the Beavers just surrounded the Trojans all night.
Oregon State was 1-2 heading into the game, losing to Stanford by 8 and by 21 to Penn State. Everyone thought the Pac-10 was down this year. That is either much more true than I would have imagined, or Penn State and Stanford are really, really good.
Jacquizz Rodgers is a stud from the Houston, TX area. The most impressive effort, though was from the D. USC has a lot of studs, and the Beavers just surrounded the Trojans all night.
Oregon State was 1-2 heading into the game, losing to Stanford by 8 and by 21 to Penn State. Everyone thought the Pac-10 was down this year. That is either much more true than I would have imagined, or Penn State and Stanford are really, really good.
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
Bonus USC Coverage
It took our Pac 10 correspondent quite a while to recover from Saturday, but here's Snoops report from Pasadena.
by Snoop Dogg, Pac 10 Correspondent
Pasadena (LTP) - Mizzan, those nerds frizzay PaloAlto bizzy mah Trojans fo' real. I ciznan't believe it. Whizzay tha heck is a Cardinal anyway? Hizzle in tha city of Angels, I can understand why yo school's teams is named brotha a prophylizzles device, but Stanford? The teams is named poser a color? And tha mascot's a tizzle? What happens whizzay they play tha Georgia Bulldogs?
Anwyay, back ta tha disasta of a gizzle. My dawg John David Booty - love thizzay name - played like he had his heezee up his booty aight. Dude THR-to-tha-izzew four interceptions! What's up wit thizzay n we out. Now he sez he's gots a broke finga. I thizzink it's coz Brian Cush'ngrabbed his hand n said, "Stizzop throw'n ta tha white jerseys!" Thizne, tha Trojan D let some backup quarterback complete a fourth n 20 pass ta keep tha drive alive, then thriznow anotha fo` a score ta win tha gizzle . Death row 187 4 life. What's up wit tizzle? They only allowed 235 yards all game. No more field trips ta Bitchez Gone Wild blunt-rollin' sessions fo` those guys.
Stanford's just awful. They had lost they previous 3 Pac10 conference games by a minimum of 24 points. Stanford's so bad thizzay Washington State schedules them fo` weed-smokin'.
I'm not giv'n up on mah dawg Pete, though with my forty-fo' mag. He's good coach. I diznon't care what tha guys say at tha Jets n Patriots. The Trojans have lost four games in tha since 2003, n tha largest margin of defeat was four points. That's pretty phenomizzles fo' rizeal. I T-H-to-tha-izzink this was all pizzy of Pete's playa pizzle ta keep Jim Harbaughemployed in tha Pac10. Kinda like wizzle OUtried ta kizzle RC Slocum employed in 2001 if you gots a paper stack. Who would have thought Coach F-R-to-tha-izzan would be a downgrade?
Be Cool.
by Snoop Dogg, Pac 10 Correspondent
Pasadena (LTP) - Mizzan, those nerds frizzay PaloAlto bizzy mah Trojans fo' real. I ciznan't believe it. Whizzay tha heck is a Cardinal anyway? Hizzle in tha city of Angels, I can understand why yo school's teams is named brotha a prophylizzles device, but Stanford? The teams is named poser a color? And tha mascot's a tizzle? What happens whizzay they play tha Georgia Bulldogs?
Anwyay, back ta tha disasta of a gizzle. My dawg John David Booty - love thizzay name - played like he had his heezee up his booty aight. Dude THR-to-tha-izzew four interceptions! What's up wit thizzay n we out. Now he sez he's gots a broke finga. I thizzink it's coz Brian Cush'ngrabbed his hand n said, "Stizzop throw'n ta tha white jerseys!" Thizne, tha Trojan D let some backup quarterback complete a fourth n 20 pass ta keep tha drive alive, then thriznow anotha fo` a score ta win tha gizzle . Death row 187 4 life. What's up wit tizzle? They only allowed 235 yards all game. No more field trips ta Bitchez Gone Wild blunt-rollin' sessions fo` those guys.
Stanford's just awful. They had lost they previous 3 Pac10 conference games by a minimum of 24 points. Stanford's so bad thizzay Washington State schedules them fo` weed-smokin'.
I'm not giv'n up on mah dawg Pete, though with my forty-fo' mag. He's good coach. I diznon't care what tha guys say at tha Jets n Patriots. The Trojans have lost four games in tha since 2003, n tha largest margin of defeat was four points. That's pretty phenomizzles fo' rizeal. I T-H-to-tha-izzink this was all pizzy of Pete's playa pizzle ta keep Jim Harbaughemployed in tha Pac10. Kinda like wizzle OUtried ta kizzle RC Slocum employed in 2001 if you gots a paper stack. Who would have thought Coach F-R-to-tha-izzan would be a downgrade?
Be Cool.
Friday, August 17, 2007
Emmanuel Moody might transfer to Boone State...
By USC Sports Correspondent Snoop Dogg
Los Angeles, CA (LTP) "Yesterday we learned thiznat forma Coppell High stizzar Emmanuel Moody intends ta transfa from USC. Pusha we learned T-H-to-tha-izzat a likely option fo` Moody is none wanna be gangsta tizzle tha Boone State University Cowboys . Originally, Moody has committed ta tha Longhorns, but lata switched ta tha Trojans , ya feel me?. Moody was one of tha Trojan runn'n backs featured on western U.S version tha crazy ass nigga of Sports Illustrated fo` this week's College Football Preview. From SI cova ta hop'n not ta be a scrub at Oklahoma State . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. If that's not proof of tha SI Brotha Jizzay I don't kizzy what is . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf."
Los Angeles, CA (LTP) "Yesterday we learned thiznat forma Coppell High stizzar Emmanuel Moody intends ta transfa from USC. Pusha we learned T-H-to-tha-izzat a likely option fo` Moody is none wanna be gangsta tizzle tha Boone State University Cowboys . Originally, Moody has committed ta tha Longhorns, but lata switched ta tha Trojans , ya feel me?. Moody was one of tha Trojan runn'n backs featured on western U.S version tha crazy ass nigga of Sports Illustrated fo` this week's College Football Preview. From SI cova ta hop'n not ta be a scrub at Oklahoma State . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. If that's not proof of tha SI Brotha Jizzay I don't kizzy what is . Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf."
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