Head Visor at Duke UNC

Top 5 Reasons Coach Stoops was at the UNC-Duke game last night.

1. Carol had a Mary Kay event in Durham
2. Taking some time off after a hard day of negotiations in Charlotte to bail out Bank of America.
3. Moonlighting for extra money as an advance scout for Coach Capel.
4. Attending a Coaching clinic run by John Blake in nearby Chapel Hill.
5. Running from the federales, who are on to the drug ring he and Ben Bowling started.

I ran out of steam at 5, so if you have some to add, put 'em in the comments.