Monday, September 10, 2007

Synonyms for Rebuilding

As a public service to the ongoing life of Charlie Weis, I'd like to present the following synonyms for rebuilding:


1) remake
2) reshape
3) build again
4) reconstruct
5) dismantle and reassemble
6) convince Ty's recruits at U-Dub to transfer to ND


If you have additional synonyms you believe Mr. Weis could use to spare his life while discussing ND's miserable start to the season, please leave 'em in the comments section.

4 comments:

Justin C. Cliburn said...

They're not rebuilding, damnit. They just received a "surge" of new talent and the effects won't be visible to you common-folk until the "surge" has been in place for several months.

HeadThief said...

Is that like the surge from Katrina that wiped out most buildings in coastal Louisiana and Missisippi? I think Ty's surge of new talent at Washington is already yielding positive results.

Justin C. Cliburn said...

No, headthief, I was referring to the surge in Iraq since Petraeus is due to testify about it this week. Surge. God, I'm tired of hearing that word.

HeadThief said...

Justin - I forgot about that surge. I only read the sports page and the business section; they're less depressing. On the flip side, your comment would have been really funny if I'd got it the first time.