Saturday, September 29, 2007
Fire Stoops!
Bob Stoops
Nick Saban
Tommy Bowden
Mack Brown
Rich Rodriguez
Joe Paterno
Mike Belotti
Sure, I don't know why Malcolm Kelly never touched the ball today, or why our previously impenetrable defense spent almost 39 minutes on the field and yielded 380 yards to an offense that had combined for two offensive TDs against FSU and ASU earlier this year. I don't know why Sam Bradford went 8/19. I don't know why DeMarco Murray didn't touch the ball more.
For some reason, w/o breaking down tape, Colorado beat us. You don't have TOP lead of 39-21 without owning the line of scrimmage.
Is the season lost now? I doubt it. Texas, our main competition to win the Little 12 South, lost to Kansas State today. The Longhorns lost today, allowing TDs via interception, punt, and kickoff returns. I read that and think that Mack Brown must have been channelling John Blake this weekend.
Florida is tied with previously awful Auburn as I type this, and SC is in a battle with Washington in Seattle. Shoot, LSU was up 1 on Tulane at the half. The gap between the top and the middle of D-1 is narrower than I believe it's ever been, courtesy of 1) 85 scholarships; 2) 20 hour practice limits; 3) spread offenses; 4) players seeking playing time over winning programs.
I have confidence in the HeadVisor that the team and coaching staff will make adjustments, and the Little 12 championship is still in our sights. Of course, nationally, the conference has been disemboweled with today's losses by the two premier teams, but hey, Notre Dame lost. So we have that going for us.
Friday, September 28, 2007
Boone State Insider Email Announced
Here at Okie State, we are only charging $10/month, as opposed to the Coach Fran's $100/month. Following are some excerpts that you might receive in Coach Gundy's exclusive emails.
Inside information on the Cowboy players
- I think Bobby Reid is hurt. Seems to be a concussion. Or a knee injury. I can't tell.
- The Woods brothers are talented, but I need me some Selmon brothers.
- Normally Bobby's mom doesn't feed him. He was a little dinged up after the game and his mom was trying to keep Robert Allen from eating his food.
- None of these QBs could carry my jockstrap.
- I could be a better coach if I didn't have to recruit players to wear this ugly bright orange jerseys. Name a good football team that wears bright orange? Illinois? Syracuse? Oh. Tennessee and Florida do? Never mind.
- Next week we'll give you that list of bad players I was talking to Jenni Carlson about.
Inside scoop on the Athletic Department
- "I was talking to Mr. Pickens yesterday and he let me suggest a club for his approach shot on #12. I was so pumped!
- "I have to go hunting with Mr. Pickens and chase down the birds he shoots. He makes me feel like some sort of dog sometimes."
- "It takes a village to educate an athlete. That's why we're building an Athletic Village."
Advice on life
YOU SHOULD HAVE KIDS!
YOUR FAT!
COME AFTER ME!
DON'T READ THE PAPER!
For more information, contact Boone State.
Exclusive NFL Coverage
Ode to Coach Fran
From Tuscaloosa he ran.
He sells his email
Fans want him to bail
So he can work on his tan.
Games that tempt me to ignore my family
West Virginia vs South Florida - One of the top two games of the weekend. A battle ot two top 20 teams on Friday night. I wonder if they'll cover the game, or just give us a preview of the ND-Pur'ue game on Saturday, right here on ESPN. Prediction: USF.
Cal vs Oregon - for some reason, the geniuses at USCN decided that we needed to see USC one more time on Saturday night. I think Brent Musburger and Pete Carroll are an item. Anywho, this game has the two highest ranking teams playing one another this weekend, and here in Texas we'll be "treated" to My Little Pony's attempt to avenge last year's defeat in Manhattan. This game is really a tossup. Will the curse of Gordon Reese kick in for Belotti? Will Cal actually win an important game? Prediction: Cal to win...now that Oregon is getting national attention, it's time for someone to drive their season into the toilet.
Florida State vs Bama - the internet exam scandal that rocked Tallahassee earlier this week has also caught Tide faithful by surprise. "Their athletes have to take tests?" asked one Bama fan. Prediction: Bama
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Maybe this fella shoulda bit Coach Hair Gel...
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Lauren Caitlin Upton defends Mike Gundy
Tuesday, September 25, 2007
CU Later Preview Haiku
Buffaloes need a fifth down
This week they'll need more.
CU Later - OU Preview
So you're wondering how the Colorado Buffaoloes match up to the
Sooners?
Offense | CU struggled mightily for points against FSU and Arizona State. OU has struggled to hit 70. | |
Defense | The Buffs aren't as in inept here as they are on offense. The shutout of the Redhawks was an anamoly. | |
Special Teams | OU is better in the return game. Hartley has yanked a couple of kicks, though. He needs to work on that before I go all 'Mike Gundy' on him. | |
Stadium Name | Folsom Field vs Gaylord Family-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium at Owen Field. Folsom wins for simplicity. | |
Coaching | The over/under for Fox mentioning that Dan Hawkins used to coach at Boise State and that Boise State beat OU is 8. This is Division 1 Football! | |
Cool Alumni | Wikipedia does not indicate that Dr. Phil went to CU. CU does count as its former students Rick Reilly of SI, Chris Fowler of ESPN, Jim Barton (co founder of Tivo), and Larry Linville (Frank Berns on M*A*S*H). I have to give the nod to the Buffs for TiVo founder. That device is genius. | |
5th Downs Needed for Nat'l Champs | Sooners have won "fair and square". So to speak. |
Monday, September 24, 2007
Helmet Design Overruled
Coach Hair Gel's Rant
Dennis Dodd, www.sportsline.com calls for Gundy's suspension or dismissal. Seems a bit much, though Dodd does mention an interesting tidbit about approaching Gundy last year regarding media access. Seems to me like it might behoove one to cuddle up to the newspapers and web types that could give you and your program a lot more positive pub than you're otherwise getting.
SI.com's Stewart Mandel is a bit lighter on Gundy, and admits he's biased, as he knows Carlson personally.
Mike Huguenin at rivals.com takes a shot as well. "Maybe you can use some of the money donated to the athletic department by Boone Pickens and get some therapy".
Mike Strain, of the Tulsa World is pretty neutral, talks more about the media/coach conflicts in the internet/talk radio world.
The posters on various blogs I read run the usual gamut, and you can pretty much figure out the poster's allegiance from their take.
Seems to me like Coach Gundy generated a lot of negative publicity for his program and got more readers of a Jenni Carlson article than she might normally get.
Personally, I found it the following things interesting: a) Gundy didn't read the article; b) but knew it was 75% inaccurate; c) wouldn't talk today about what was inaccurate and what was; d) I want to know which of his players don't do the right thing...might help Carlson on her next column; e) he said the newspaper was brought to him "by a mother - of children" - I guess that rules out his dog retrieving the morning paper for him.
Overall, it just seems to me he needs a few more skins on the wall before he starts bristling at the folks that could provide him free publicity. T Boone 'Greenmail' Pickens doesn't exactly give the program a positive national profile in and of himself.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
New Longhorn Helmet Winner
Around the Big 12
Bugeaters: As mentioned yesterday, the Bugeaters squeaked by Ball State. Ball State missed a FG as time expired, as well as dropped a likely TD pass moments earlier. Not a great W for the Husker program.
Missouri: Beat Illinois State. The Tigers victory over Ole Miss looks a little bit better now that Ole Miss extended Florida yesterday.
Willie and Friends: dominated Bye U.
Iowa State: lost 36-35 to previously winless Toledo. Toledo! Iowa State will heretofore be referred to as Baylor North.
Kansas: Kansas gobbled up Florida International, 55-3. KU has yet to play a team from a conference that is an automatic qualifier to the BCS. They have played 2 MAC teams, a team from the Southland Conference, and team from the Sun Belt Conference.
CU Later: the Buffaloes beat Miami OH 42-0. I don't know if this means the Buffs have figured out offense this year or of the RedHawks are awful. Miami OH has one win this year, they beat Ball State by one point.
Big 12-A
Sand Pirates/Boone State: Tech WR Michael Crabtree had an awesome game until he dropped a game winning TD pass in the last 30 seconds of the game. Gundy's Pokes are more more competitive in Stillwater. Coach Hair Gel had this to say after the game. While during the tirade he indicates he doesn't read the paper (someone must have read it to him?), he sure spent a lot of time ranting about Jenni Carlson's column in the Oklahoman.
Texas: - fried Rice. Rice is 0-3 against the Big 12 South this year. They also lost to Nicholls State. Additionally, I don't believe any Longhorns were arrested over the weekend, so they've got that going for 'em, which is nice.
Baylor: Beat Buffalo University - yes there's a Buffalo University - 34-21. We'll know more about Buffalo after they play Ball State this week. Buffalo may not be well known in Division 1-A football, but it was their home opener. As Texas and Boone State can attest, games on the road against random mid major teams can be more challenging than initially expected.
Cash Machine U - complete embarrassment on Thursday against the Miami FL Hurricanes. Disco Tech! has a good analysis of potential jobs for Coach Fran once is released from this coaching obligations in College Station.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Parenting Gone Wrong
Saturday mid day thoughts
Nationally, Louisville rolled over and lost to Syracuse today, 38-35. The Cardinal D is atrocious, but we knew that already. The fact that the Orange scored more points today than their previous three games combined is just affirmation of that. I'm a fan of Steve Kragthorpe, who did wonders for Tulsa U, but I have to think the L'ville fan base is less than happy after this loss and the prior week loss to intra-Commonwealth rival Kentucky.
Michigan State turned the ball over on their own 9, which allowed the FishEaters to score an offensive touchdown for the first time this year.
Friday, September 21, 2007
LandThieves Stat of the Night
Q4 Analysis, OU-Tulsa
Q3 Analysis, OU-Tulsa
Q2 Analysis, OU-Tulsa
Q1 Analysis, OU-Tulsa
Interesting Games this wk
Georgia vs Alabama - Another tought SEC test for the Tide this weekend. Can they keep the momentum against the Bulldogs? As Steve Spurrier mentioned last week, Uga is 0-5 in their last games against the SEC East. The Tide's not in the East, but they have that sort of quality.
Illinois State vs Mizzou - Illinois State is still trying to adjust to the departure of Justin Fuente as assistant coach. Pinkel is preparing the Tigers for their annual late season slide. Unfortunately for the RedBirds, that doesn't start yet.
Notre Dame vs Michigan State - my dad owns a tow truck service, so I'm used to be big wrecks. That's wonderful prep for watching the 07 FishEaters.
TCU vs SMU - Phil Bennett takes his team over to Ft Worth to play the Horned Frogs. TCU's foes are undefeated, with the exception of Baylor, who's only loss is to TCU. SMU continues to struggle. While I'm a big fan of Phil Bennett as a human being, I don't think he'll fare well Saturday night at Amon Carter.
Thursday, September 20, 2007
TU Game may be toughest on schedule?
Re: our Big 12 North foes, Mizzou may be a challenge, but we'll know more after their border rivalry game against Illinios State this weekend. I'm not prepared to evaluate Colorado yet, every time I watch them I fall asleep. Well, maybe that's enough of an evaluation right there. I'm not yet fearing Iowa State. I think they will succumb to the curse of Dan McCartney for firing a coach the led them to respectability and not be good for awhile.
Coach Fran and team did a great job of making 'the U' look very good this evening. Kyle Wright looked like a Heisman contender against their D. If Miami is this good, then the 51-10 beating we gave them is all the more impressive. On the other hand, a team that young can be so inconsistent, and often times road vs home can make a ton of difference.
Interesting facts re: tomorrow night's game against the Golden Hurricane...The Tulsa D barely rates as a tropical depression; might even qualify as a light shower: Tulsa allowed 694 yards against BYU last Saturday. In OU's three games to date, they've allowed 539. BYU scored more points against Tulsa than the other two games they'd played combined. BYU had not broken the 20 point barrier against UCLA or Arizona. Of the three teams UL-Monroe has played, their margin of loss was lowest against Tulsa. Tulsa won that game 35-17, but the Warhawks surrendered 49 and 54 points to Clemson and Cash Machine U, respectively.
OU - Tulsa Preview
So you're wondering how the Golden Hurricane matches up to the
Sooners? Well, it's closer than you'd think.
Offense | This is closer than I would have previously expected. TU has more prpven QB, but OU gets the nod on the other skill positions and the O-line. | |
Defense | Tulsa gave up 40+ points to BYU. Sooners have relinqueshed 26 in three games. | |
Special Teams | I can't name a player on TU other than Courtney Tennial and Paul Smith. Go read the paper or something if you want special teams analysis. | |
Stadium Name | Tie | Skelly Field at H.A. Chapman Stadium vs Gaylord Family-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium at Owen Field. |
Coaching | Todd Graham is in his first year at TU. He took Rice from miserable to bowl eligible last year. Also added Mustain from Arkansas staff. I'll stick w Bob. | |
Cool Alumni | Tulsa claims Dr. Phil as a former student. Apparently he went there on a football scholarship. Other alumni include Steve Largent, Nancy Lopez and Drew Pearson. Senator and anti-global warming advocate Jim Inhofe also attended. We keep playing schools where Dr. Phil went to school.We overlooked Midwestern State when scheduling. | |
Previous School Name | Nothing rolls off the tongue like "Presbyterian Indian School for Girls". |
Tulsa Preview Haiku
Employs my father-in-law.
Won't help Friday night.
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Coach Hair Gel
UT: Football Recruiting, courtesy of DiscoTech!
Tuesday, September 18, 2007
New UT Legal Awareness Program
Who's the Best #9
Mark Clayton (00-04) - Career leader in Catches and Receiving yards in a game, season and career. All-American in 2003-04. Caught passes for 190 yards against Texas. Career yardage leader by over 1200 yards.
Tink Collins (88-92) - QB for first three years, split end for last two years . Lost out in QB race with current RB coach Cale Gundy.
Anthony Fogle (93-96) - 9th in career tackles for a DB.
Glenn Sullivan (83-85) - Third string QB during national championship season. Two sport athlete who also played baseball, making it to the AAA level in the Cubs organization.
Juaquin Iglesias (05-present) - presently 18th in career receiving yards. Likely to be in top 10 by the end of his junior year, barring injury.
Horns repeat
For this reason he sold his soul.
Robbin’ and drinkin’,
What was he thinkin’?
Now half the team’s on parole.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Testigate Further information
"Thomas told police that when he decided to leave and went to the bar to pay his tab, Beckett grabbed him in the crotch, pulled him to the ground and wouldn't let go, even as bar patrons tried to break it up. When the two men were separated, Thomas looked down and realized the extent of his injuries."
"He could see both of his testicles hanging on the outside of his body," said Thomas' attorney, Carl Hughes. "He was wearing a pair of white shorts, which made it that much worse."
Who wears white shorts anymore? I don't think Clinton and Stacy would approve.
In spite of recent attempts at other sports blogs to discredit the ever popular "jort" (jean shorts, for the uninitiated), I think this is a very compelling argument for the jort. That denim gives you an extra line of defense against this sort of attack.
Anyway, back to the story. The first story indicated Thomas "heard his scrotum tear". Now he had to look down to see the jewels hanging on the outside. Normally, I would question the validity of the plaintiff's inconsistent testimony. However, in this instance, I think the trauma said plaintiff occured we should allow him a bit of latitude.
Sunday, September 16, 2007
Weis Stealing Signs?
Former Sooner QB Update
On a related note, I've seen no news that Jamelle Holieway was arrested this weekend, so it's been a good wknd all around for Sooner QBs.
Around the Big 12
Bugeaters – the Bugeaters were steamrolled by the SC Trojans 49-31. I started having 2005 Orange Bowl flashbacks and had to turn off this game. The holes the SC lines were opening up in the Husker D was reminiscent of what the Bugeaters did to the opposition back in the day. SC averaged over 8 yards per carry. Nebraska scored the last two TDs in the contest to make the score less embarrassing.
Iowa State – the Cyclones upset the Iowa Hawkeyes 15-13 yesterday. Kicker Bret Culbertson kicked the game winner with 1 second left. The Cyclones are 7-3 vs Iowa in the last 10 games. After considering that Northern Iowa beat Iowa State last week, Governor Culver awarded the Golden Ear of Corn to UNI.
Willie and Friends – the Wildcats beat Missouri State 61-10.
Kansas Jayhawks – Kansas avenged last year’s loss to the Toledo Rockets, beating them 45-13. The Rockets are 0-3 this year, and seem to be stuck on the launch pad. Kansas has dominated Central Michigan, Southeast Louisiana and Toledo while warming up for the big game against Florida International this weekend. So we know nothing about KU yet.
CU Later – the big story coming into this game was if Bobby Bowen could stay up late enough for the entire game, since it started at 10 pm Eastern time. I fell asleep watching it. Hats off to Coach Bowden, he outlasted me. Oh, yeah, the Seminoles won 15-6.
Missouri – the Tigers rolled up 621 yards while defeating Western Michigan 52-24.The Big 12 North has owned the MAC this year, with the exception of Iowa State.
South Division
Boone State – the Pokes started off the weekend of Big 12 college football on Friday night and played like a high school team. They were dominated by the Trojans of Troy, Alabama 41-23. New starting QB Zac Robinson did not fare well, but the biggest problem was the matador tackling technique the Cowboys executed to perfection. Gundy announced that ZR still had the job. Backup QB Bobby Reid sez he didn't lose the job, the coaches made a decision.
Baylor – Baylor squeaked by Texas State 34-27. Blake Szymanski through for 400 yards again. Last week Texas State lost 45-27 to Abilene Christian. The Bobcats are looking forward to conference play against the public schools of the Southland Conference next week 'cuz the Christian schools are killing them. I suspect there's a sign in a dorm in San Marcos that says, "We want Notre Dame".
Texas – the Horns survived a scare against the University of Central Florida Golden Knights, winning 34-27. Going into the season, who would’ve predicted the Horns easiest victory to date would be TCU? Texas has had to recover onside kicks against Arkansas State and Central Florida to preserve narrow victories. Most of the suspensions have been served for the criminal justice field trips the Horns took this summer, so Texas will be at full strength for two weeks before the Red River Rivalry.
Sand Pirates – beat up on Rice 59-24. The Sand Pirates next foe is Boone State. The Pokes can't tackle and Leach likes to score, so this should be a fun game is you're a TT fan.
Cash Machine U – the Aggies dominated 0-3 Louisiana Monroe 54-14 in advance of their game in Thursday night raod game against the Miami Hurricanes.
Friday, September 14, 2007
Big 10 Network Games Preview
Miss Cleo, do the honors…
Dave: Coach Hayes, thanks for coming back to join us.
Woody: Sure, what’s this all about?
Dave: well, we wanted to ask for your insights on the upcoming games on the Big 10 Network later this weekend. First off we’ve got Citadel at Wisconsin.
Woody: You’ve got to be kidding me. You pulled me out of the afterworld for this? I have absolutely no interest in this game. Didn’t even know Citadel had a football team.
Dave: Well, let’s move on to Coach Schembechler and the next game. Coach, welcome to the Big 10 Network Preview Show.
Bo: Thanks. Glad to be here. I think the keys to the Notre Dame – Michigan game are –
Dave: Sorry to interrupt coach, but actually that’s on another network. We were hoping to get your expert perspective on Akron at Indiana, here on the Big 10 Network!
Bo: Well, I think Gerry Faust is a fine coach and he just got a raw deal over there at Notre Dame. I th—
Dave: Coach Bo, Faust hasn’t been coaching at Akron for quite some time.
Bo: Really? Who are they playing again?
Dave: Perhaps we should just go to the next game. The Buffalo Bulls travel to Happy Valley to take on the Joe Paterno’s Nittany Lions. Coach Bo, your thoughts on this game.
Bo: Don’t you mean Buffalo Bills? And if so, why would they be playing a college team? Are they that bad now, or is Penn State that good?
Dave: Actually, Buffalo University has a 1-A football program.
Bo: Well, I’ll be darned. I didn’t know that.
Dave: Coach Hayes, our showcase game on Saturday evening is Duke at Northwestern. Can you give us some insight on that battle?
Woody: Well, that sounds like it might be a good matchup if you’re playing chess or Scrabble, or perhaps a Sudoku tournament. But football Duke-Northwestern in football? I think I’d rather watch bull riding on Versus.
Dave: Coach Hayes – that’s on another network.
Woody: Oh. Sorry, I got sidetracked.
Dave: Well, gents, thanks for your time. Coach Hayes, if you don’t mind can I ask you what heaven is like?
Woody: Don’t know. Next question.
Dave: Really? What’s hell like?
Woody: The only sports channel Lucifer let’s us watch is The Big 10 Network.
Bugeater - Trojan Preview
"USC West travels ta Lincoln, Nebraska ta play tha Bugeata on Saturday. The Trojans have had an extra wizzy ta prepare fo` this game nigga tha preseason gangsta against tha Idaho Vandals. Nebraska traveled ta Winston-Sizzles North Carolina ta squeak out a victory against ACC juggernaut Wakes Forest and yo momma. The last tizzle tha Bugeata hosted a #1 ranked team, it was 1978 n tha tizzle was tha B-I-Double-Lizzy Sims-led Oklahoma Soona . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. In tizzle game, tha Baller had nine fumbles, giv'n up six of T-H-to-tha-izzem, n zero yards mobbin' (only 2 attempts). Those wizzy tha days…pardon me, I digress ridin' in mah double R.
Southern Cal is now dizzay ta sum-m sum-m like eight healthy tailbacks. Earlia this week, Pizzy Carroll announced T-H-to-tha-izzat saggin' CB Jiznosh Pinkard is out fo` tha season n shit. Wit tha recruit'n successes tha Trojans have had over tha pizzle several years, tizzy shouldn’t be a big issue.
This game also reunites Nebraska QB Sam Kella against his forma Pac 10 foes in tha mutha [word redacted] club. In his one start against SC, Playa had some success in tha fizzay hizzalf, ho-slappin' tha Sun Devils ta an eighteen point lead, but ended up surrend'n five sacks n five interceptions as tha Trojans stored back fo` a 10 point victory.
Trojan Defense versus Huska Offense. Edge – Trojans. Trojans bring several preseason All Americans ta Lincoln so jus' chill. Huska O ta date has been diverse, but unimpressive fo my bling bling.
Trojan Offense versus Killa Defense with the gangsta [word redacted] that keeps ya hangin. Edge – Trojans fo' rizeal. The Pimp D has performed good enough ta suppress Wakes Forest n Nevada, but SC is a different story. The Trojans lost a lot in tha receiv'n corp, but there is plenty or untested, talented options out there cuz I'm fresh out the pen.
Prediction – USC tha 10 point spread. "
Thursday, September 13, 2007
Voting for New Longhorn Helmet Begins
Several weeks ago, the Longhorn Athletics Department asked for uniform and helmet design concepts from its fans, students, and local police officers wandering Sixth Street in Austin who felt they had a vision of what the Horns should wear on game day. Many individuals submitted concepts and a committee of department and campus officials poured over the ideas, tweaked them and chose two “finalists” for consideration to be the new look for Texas football.
"We received lots of terrific concepts,” Director of Athletics DeLoss Dodds said. “Although no one design was chosen, our final options are a compilation or hybrid of several of those suggestions.”
Dodds noted that each option represents a distinct activity associated with the university – "Crime" and “Punishment”.
“It is our goal that the option chosen will allow us to more clearly associate our athletics program on a national level with the recent actions of our student-athletes” Dodds said. “These two concepts emerged after thorough discussions with a people on Sixth Street at 3 a.m. one Saturday morning and each of the ideas ties back to our summer of arrests in its own unique way.”
The Athletics Department will collect input, via online voting, until Friday, Sep 21. The vote of the fans is a factor that will be weighed in the final decision. The athletics department will announce its final choice later this fall so that production schedules can be met for the 2008 season.
“Asking for input from our fan base is an important part of the design process,” Head Coach Mack Brown said. “In a political year, you might compare this to a straw poll.”
When the design contest was announced, the folks on Sixth Street said that a return to the school’s symbols – handcuffs and doobies – was critical. In researching the history of Longhorn player brushes with the law the symbols have varied from year to year.
“The burnt orange helmet with Cheech and Chong carrying a joint is more representative of the program. Let's face it, how many of these kids have even seen a cow?” Brown said. “In looking at the arrests we've had since I've been here, I couldn’t help but notice how much variety there's been. We've had DUI, armed robbery, attempted burglary, and marijuana possession - to name a few. The darker colors are much classier and more dramatic.”
In addition, the white helmet maintains a legacy to the classy helmet of yesteryear. The handcuffs will represent the detainment phase of the criminal justice process.
“Making a conscious effort to review our historical roots in terms of criminal history is most appropriate during this unprecedented year of criminal activity by our players," Dodds said. “This initiative ties in nicely with these events."
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
Separated at Birth
What if the Sooners are ranked No 3
LSU - hosts ranked South Carolina, defending national champ and 5th ranked Florida, travels to Tuscaloosa for the Saban Bowl, hosts Arkansas, and if they come through that unscathed must beat someone from the East for the SEC Championship, presumably Florida with two months more experience or South Carolina.
USC - Pete Carroll and his TB by committee travel to an improved Washington, travels to ranked Oregon (before they go in their traditional November tank), travel to #8 California, play intracity rival and 11th ranked UCLA at home.
OU - aside from hated rival Texas at a neutral site, the toughest game is probably at Texas Tech. The next three most difficult matchups are at home (Mizzou, Cash Machine U and Boone State).
All this to say that there are enough difficult games out there that I don't anticipate all three making it through the whole way undefeated. And, if they do, I must admit that I believe SC and LSU will venture through a more difficult patch to get there. If they do get through undefeated, as much as it pains me to say it, they're probably more deserving.
On the other hand, if some Big East school breezes through, then it's a travesty and heads will roll.
OU - USU Preview
So you're wondering how the Utah State Aggies match up to the
Sooners? Well, they don't.
Offense | Sooners averaging 65 pts per game. Aggies have scored 17 pts per game against UNLV and Wyoming. | |
Defense | I don't know anything about the Utah State D. As a writer on a no ad, no pay blog, I don't have to. | |
Special Teams | Utah State punts and returns more kickoffs than OU, but I give the edge to the Sooners for having more practice on FG, XP and kickoff coverage. | |
Stadium Name | Romney Stadium vs Gaylord Family-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium at Owen Field. Romney Stadium (named after former coach) wins for simplicity. | |
Coaching | Utah State Coach Brent Guy is Boone State alum. While he has an otherwise impressive resume, he is 4-21 in two plus yrs. USU not recovered from John L Smith leaving for Louisville. | |
Cool Alumni | Utah State counts NFL greats Merlin Olsen and Cornell Green as alumni,as well as longtime BYU coach Lavell Edwards. All this is offset by allowing Harry Reid to graduate and become a U.S. Senator. OU alumni include Larry Drake (Benny on LA Law), James Garner, Ed Harris (Apollo 13, Truman Show), Jim Ross (pro rasslin announcer). I watched Apollo 13 last week, so the Sooners get the nod. | |
NASA Moonbuggy Race | Utah State won the award in 2005. LandThieves, uninterested in amassing territory on other planets, have not competed. |
Tuesday, September 11, 2007
Hats off to...
Lloyd Carr - didn't know much about Lloyd Carr, and have taken a little bit of perverse joy in watching them slide a bit this year. Carr phoned Coach Jerry Moore of Appalachian State the day after the Mountaineers' historic upset to offer congratulations to Coach Moore. Seems that the Big 10 network didn't facilitate an on field meeting after the chaos of the ending play, and Coach Carr took the time the next day to phone Coach Moore.
It's enough to make me root for the Wolverines on Saturday against the FishEaters.
After a summer of various transgressions across the country from collegiate athletes, this is a nice change o' pace.
This just in from Austin...
"The offensive line is inexperienced. And he's got sophomore quarterback Colt McCoy, a laser passer who knows the playbook and can read defenses, and a strong receiving corps."
Really? So, you're telling me that Colt McCoy can't run like Vince Young? Let's see, in 2006, My Little Pony ran for 170 yards on 68 carries. Vince ran for over 1000 yards during his sophomore and junior years, averaging more than 6 yards per carry. So after a game into this season, Davis and Brown figure out that they should pass more and run less, cause Colt's not that as proficient at running, and might be able to read defenses and throw better?
Wow? Do the coaches watch practices in Austin? Or do they just serve as lookouts for the police?
Monday, September 10, 2007
Who's the Best #8
Chad Dainty - was on the 1996 roster. With that name, I can only imagine he transferred to a school in the WAC or Pac10.
Brandon Daniels - tremendous athlete burdened with playing quarterback in the Desert Era. Could do everything but pass the football. Played as a WR, DB and KR during Stoops first year. Led the team in receptions in 1999, and holds Sooner record for most KR yards in a game and season.
Nate Hybl - starting QB in 2001 and 2002. Has 20-3 W/L record during his tenure. Was pulled for White, then replaced White when Jason blew knee out. 4th most career passing yards in Sooner history.
Garrick McGee - highly touted Juco transfer was Sooner QB during Gibbs last year (1994). A victim of the coaching genius of Schnellenberger in 1995, he saw limited playing time his senior year.
Donte Nicholson - juco transfer DB in 03-04. Earned All Big 12 honors in Sr year.
Jerry Parks - infamous in Sooner lore for shooting teammate Zarak Peters in early 1989. There is some debate amongst Sooner historians over what is more shocking in about this event: a) that a player shot another; b) that he was kicked off the team for doing so.
Darrell Shepard - starting QB in 1981, scored 15 rushing TDs for the Sooners that year.
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Reason for Longhorn Slow Start Saturday
Only after being slapped around by the Frogs during the first half on Saturday were they able to come to their senses and concentrate on the task at hand of slay the invading Frogs.
Synonyms for Rebuilding
1) remake
2) reshape
3) build again
4) reconstruct
5) dismantle and reassemble
6) convince Ty's recruits at U-Dub to transfer to ND
If you have additional synonyms you believe Mr. Weis could use to spare his life while discussing ND's miserable start to the season, please leave 'em in the comments section.
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Around the Big 12
Missouri - offense rolls over the Ole Miss Rebels. The Tigers had a 35-7 lead before coasting to 38-25 victory.
Bugeaters - Nebraska traveled to Wake Forest and edged the ACC defending champion Demon Deacons 20-17. Nebraska has not lost to a Baptist affiliated school (Baylor, Vanderbilt and Wake Forest) in football since 1956.
CU Later - the Buffaloes jumped out to a 14-0 lead before falling 33-14. One of the Buffalo TDs was a defensive score, so the offense struggled.
Kansas - the Mangino led Jayhawks devoured Southeast Louisiana 62-0. Many teams struggle with easy teams when sandwiched between two tough opponents Central Michigan and Toledo, but Kansas was able to stay focused.
Iowa State - Iowa State played football like a Baptist school, losing to Northern Iowa, 24-13. Chizik's Cyclones are now 0-2 after playing juggernauts Kent State and Northern Iowa. Thank goodness Lenoir Rhyne was booked.
Baylor - the Bears steamed Rice, 42-17. Szymanski, doing his best Sam Bradford impersonation, threw for 6TDs and 412 yards. The Rice D picked the wrong game to roll out their new defensive scheme modeled after the Michigan Wolverines.Unfortunately for them, they got it exactly right. If Rice continues in the Wolverine D formation, aka as chasing the offensive player in to the end zone, they will have a tough time against the Red Raiders this week.
Boone State - 'pokes continue to dominate Florida Atlantic. Bobby Reid was ineffective prior to suffering a game ending injury. Zac Robinson led the pokes to 7 scores in a 42-6 victory. Coach Mike Gundy, channelling Pat Jones who only played Barry Sanders for one year, continues to name Reid the starter.
Cash Machine U - Jumped out to a 19-0 lead before hanging on for a triple OT 47-45 victory at home against Fresno State. Coach Fran wisely showed the bulldogs a lot of the Javorsky Lane show as the day got longer.
Texas - looked awful - with the help of TCU D - for the first half. The Horns dominated the second half, pulling away for a 34-13 victory. Headthief rant: TCU, the 19th ranked team in the country, lost to the #7 team on the road. Of course, the Frogs dropped from the AP top 25.
Texas Tech - the Sand Pirates came from behind to beat UTEP 45-31 in their home opener.
Saturday, September 8, 2007
Miami Game Notes
If Kirby Freeman is the answer for Miami's QB situation, they are asking the wrong question. He can't throw. The coaches don't believe in him. When you routinely run a QB draw on third and long, you are quite close to just quick kicking. For a few minutes, I thought Randy Shannon had hired Joe Dickinson (Sooner OC, 1998) as the play-caller.
Sam Bradford showed that last week wasn't a fluke. He wasn't as precise as last week, but continued to throw it well against a very quick Miami D. Throught two games, Bradford has 8 TDs and 0 INTs. Malcolm Kelly caught four passes for three TDs. He would have been four out of four, but a pass off of a reverse from Manuel Johnson was short, and Kelly had to come back for the ball. The RBs ran pretty well. Keith Kackson Jr continued to excel, catching 8 passes.
The D was fabulous, holding the 'canes to eight first downs. Most of those came when Kyle Wright was subbing for Freeman. He led Miami on an 18 play 52 yard drive that included two fourth down conversions and a couple of pass interference calls. Wright was taken back out of the game, for reasons unknown until I review the game tape. Reggie Smith recovered a fumble and took it to the house for a score as well.
Friday, September 7, 2007
Rainy Game Memories
With the forecast for lots o' rain tomorrow, I started thinking about the high profile rainy games I've been to in the past. I was a sr in h.s. this year (1983) and was sitting in the south end zone about row 6. This run by Spencer Tillman occured in the north end zone. From my vantage point, it looked like he jumped from the 20. The Bugeaters came from behind to win, and lost to Miami FL in the OB for the National Championship. One of the best games I've ever been to.
Grammar Lesson
Now, call me crazy, but there's no way that one "could be out indefinitely". You either have a definite return date, or you don't have a definite return date. He "could be out six weeks", which is still indefinite, 'cause it's could, not will. That concludes today's grammar rant.
Thursday, September 6, 2007
Games I'm Recording this Weekend
TCU at Texas - the Horns did not impress against the Arkansas State Indians. There's a part of me that wants to root for Big 12 credibility here (shout out to Boone State and Willie and Friends for losing to non-directional schools last week), but I'm going to ignore that part of me and pick the Killer Frogs.
Ducks at Michigan - Michigan has helped wipe the fascination with Boise State's upset of OU from the nation's consciousness. Now, Michigan can avenge the questionable officiating we experienced last year. Prediction: Big 10 officiating propels Wolverines to victory.
If I had two DVRs...
Notre Dame at Penn State - here's hoping Charlie continues to turn the Irish around. As I've said many times before, if you're going to turn something around, make sure it stops at 180 degrees. Charlie seems like he's headed for a full rotation. Prediction: Penn State, then Joe Pa goes home to catch that new show, Green Acres.
Virginia Tech at LSU - Mike Vick's alma mater vs the man auditioning to be Michigan's coach. It's an intriguing story, which story line will ESPN beat to death? Katrina recovery, year two? healing at Virginia Tech? Will they touch the 'third rail' of Vick? And, there'll be some phenomenal athletes on the field. Prediction: LSU.
Wednesday, September 5, 2007
Analysis of the 'Canes - Sooners clash that you just won't get anywhere else.
Offense | | Sooners QB anxiety less after 21-23 performance by Bradford. It's tough to do that in practice. Kirby Freeman's 9-21 for 81 yards didn't make Randy Shannon warm and fuzzy. |
Defense | I think the squads are pretty comparable talent-wise. Edge goes to OU, because for comparable talent, it's easier to stop Miami than Oklahoma. | |
Special Teams | | Miami almost always has a solid return game, but the in end goes to OU, courtesy of Garrett Hartley and the punting tandem. |
Stadium Name | | Orange Bowl vs Gaylord Family-Oklahoma Memorial Stadium at Owen Field. No contest. |
Coaching | | New Head FB Randy Shannon has been receiving positive reviews. But I'm going with the HeadVisor. |
Cool Alumni | | Miami FL alumni include Sly Stallone (literally given his degree), Gene Roddenberry (Star Trek producer), and Grace Slick. The U loses points for providing a college to Terrell Owens' agent Drew Rosenhaus and Roy Black, attorney for William Kennedy Smith.
OU alumni include Larry Drake (Benny on LA Law), James Garner, Ed Harris (Apollo 13, Truman Show), Jim Ross (pro rasslin announcer). I watched Apollo 13 last week, so the Sooners get the nod. |
Nickname honoring death and destruction | | Rumor has it that Miami leadership considered Apocalype, Armageddon, Bubonic Plague, Dirty Bomb and Terrorist Attack before settiling on Hurricanes. Makes a naming the school after some cheaters pretty lame. |